Play the Game – YOU HAVE TO PICK ONE FOR A ONE NIGHT STAND

67 Comments on Play the Game – YOU HAVE TO PICK ONE FOR A ONE NIGHT STAND

1. Gosh, only one??? The dude in the top left corner is the most normal looking one, and even he looks like John Oates channeling his inner serial killer.

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2. I’ll take being thrown into a wood chipper instead sres

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3. I’ll do the nightstand.

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4. One night stand??

   Shit, they’re damn scary in the daytime.

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5. What’s going on with 3rd row 4th over’s head. Yeesh.

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6. I’d have to see them naked.

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7. It depends on what the meaning of the word “play” is.

   Also, the word “pick.”

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8. The most passable one is on the upper right, next would be two frames down, but that’s it.

   They all remind me of the image of the clown throwing up a rainbow. https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Clown-Throwing-Puking-Up-Rainbow-by-RuinedWrestler/40635131.FB110.XYZ

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9. Nope, no can do, not now, not ever. They all make me wanna hurl. I’d rather die by firing squad.

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10. Now pick the one who voted for Donald Trump.

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11. 2 down 4 over looks nice…..

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12. “What’s going on with 3rd row 4th over’s head. Yeesh”

    He’s Ukrainian? UCranium?

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13. I’m picking top right, from the mugshot looks least likely to have a penis.

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14. Third row down, first guy on the left with yellow and orange hair looks like Humper Biden. Study those faces and you will come up with a celebrity that resembles them. I wonder what their parents look like and how they decided it was a good idea to reproduce.

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15. None. Would pour some beer in my hand to get my date drunk

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16. Jane Seymour.

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17. Buy a box of crayons, pick blind and take a chance.
    Guaranteed to change your life.

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18. Not even with someone else’s.

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19. Top row far right, I think I could win a fair fight with that one if needed

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20. Gee, they all look nice, but I’d rather lick the south end of a north bound horse.

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21. Looks like every Dollar General employee.

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22. “YOU HAVE TO PICK ONE FOR A ONE NIGHT STAND”

    No. I don’t.

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23. If I am so desperate that I would even consider any of that lot, my life has hit the skids. I could do better to pick from Fur’s pet portrait gallery. At least I could get a proper cuddle.

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24. Think I’d rather slam my nuts in the nightstand drawer until they fell off. Guarantee you’ll catch something that don’t wash off from these freaks.

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25. Which one was vaccinated.

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26. Sorry, I have to do my hair.

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27. Can they be used as MOVING TARGETS for practice?

    Asking for a former democRAT friend.

28. That image is only good for a shooting range target.

29. Can smell BO and yeast from here.

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30. Oh, no, I don’t have to play. Best ad for celibacy I’ve ever seen.

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31. Y’all know, there’s more than one meaning for a “one night stand”.

    I could do a one-night-only gig at a comedy club where my whole shtick could be making fun of ugly people. I’d take on ALL of them except the left-most and right-most of the top row. They’re too close to normal looking.

    If you mean the more common “one night stand” then my choice is to take those same two almost normal lookers to a motel, tell ’em I’m a voyeur and to go at it, and immediately go to a bar and get drunk while watching hockey.

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32. I will take Miss Exuberant at the top of the adds. (Best choice of the bunch)
    All of the mug shots are from my home town Portland. Would have never got a look.
    What a dismal place it has become.
    Man, the gals I new, not a one of them looked like this group.
    Scum all of them.

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33. They all look like you’d need a penicillin shot afterwards and have your house heated up to get rid of bedbugs. No Way!

    But this game reminds me of the game me and my girlfriends would play when we’d come across that bathing suit ad in magazines… the bathing suits that looked like something from Fredricks of Hollywood or Trashy Lingerie. We’d all be hard pressed to try and choose one. Awful bathing suits.

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34. “Dexter” all of them.

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35. The thought of having to pick one makes me out-do the scream queen.

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36. Maybe the top right corner and it would be two nights.. lay her on one side for blonde night or on the other side for black hair night.. or do it all in night and call it threesome..

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37. Sorry, I’m busy. Turns out Eva wanted the JAB.

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38. Haha, I s’pose Eva has you on speed dial now. She’s pretty cute for a lawyer, I bet she would have you in trouble before you knew it.

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39. joe6

    LOL. In reality, I don’t imagine Eva’s all that much fun waking up to the next morning.

40. So, do you think she darkens her eye brows or lightens her hair. She’s still cute for a lawyer.

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41. You’d need a prophylactic made out of old inner tubes and even then the smell would be horrible

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42. We may never know. I’ll guarantee you where carpet use to lay it’s all hardwood now.

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43. I’d hit it.

44. If I HAD to, Top right is a possible, but I bet the carpet doesn’t match the drapes. At least I hope so.

45. @MJA That’s TriangleBoy, SquarePeg’s sidekick!

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46. I’d rather have my tally whacked off, and be celibate for the remainder of my life.

47. Whoa! Wrong room…

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48. No thanks. Doses of penicillin or equivalent all around for that bunch. It would take all night just to get them clean!

49. Seriously, those demon carriers need Jesus -ASAP!

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50. I would rather get ass raped by Groot from ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ and then shit out a litter of pine cone babies than have a one night stand with any of these freaky genetic mutations.

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51. 🤡🌎

    That can be arranged. LOL

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52. I’m a heterosexual female. Everything on the board is off limits for me. Thank God.

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53. “The only way to win is to not play the game.”

    — WOPR

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54. I have a headache.

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55. Do they need to be taken outside one last time before bed? Do they come with collars and leashes?

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56. Introductory question prior to the event. Are you now or have you ever been a dude?

57. Define “do.”

58. If you find yourself willing, you might be Antifa.

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59. “I’ll take celibacy for $200, Alex!”

60. That’s Portland for ya. ANTIFAs. Multnomah County stars in every picture. Soros bought the D.A. so they’ll never be prosecuted.

61. Now I understand why muuslims like goats

62. I have to pick one eh? Okay. Two questions first.
    1) How much rope do I get?
    2) Can I see them naked first?

63. No thanks. Someone has been swinging the ugly/stupid stick with reckless abandon. As Tim the Toolman stated “I’d rather have my balls pounded flat with a wooden mallet, and we all know how painful that is”.

64. @ MJA
    The one with the weird head was supposed to be twins but the split stopped in mother’s womb too soon.

65. I’m gonna have to take a soft pass on any of them.

66. The term “coyote ugly” was invented for such a situation as this.

    Are you willing to chew your own hand/foot off if you were handcuffed to a bed with one of them?

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67. I’d rather spend the night up in a deer stand.