“If I don’t reach 1,387 more gifts before midnight…”
What? What Nancy?
Your eyebrows will turn into bats and they will fly you back home to your guano-laden lair?
In this email Nancy Pelosi says if you don’t send her a $15 “gift” it will “be the single most devastating setback for Democrats’ chances of winning this election and protecting women’s reproductive freedoms nationwide.”
This kind of email isn’t much different from the ridiculous emails Trump sends to his supporters.
I asked you Monday.
I asked you Tuesday.
I asked you Wednesday.
I asked you Thursday.
I’m truly sorry to ask you again today.
But my team just informed me we failed to meet yesterday’s FIRST End of Quarter Deadline since the Supreme Court’s ruling. I won’t sugarcoat this. If I don’t reach 1,387 more gifts before midnight to close the budget gap, it will be the single most devastating setback for Democrats’ chances of winning this election and protecting women’s reproductive freedoms nationwide. If you’ve been waiting for a moment to step up with $15, this is it. Can I count on you?
I just received an emergency phone call that made my heart drop.
What Heart?
@Brad — Good point.
Maybe what she felt drop was her tits another couple of inches.
Uncle Al
Apparently she feels no pain when she steps on her nipples. Not even with golf spikes. Weird.
Choke on a bag of dicks, bitch.
How bout I shit in a sack, tie it up with a pink ribbon, and send that to you?
Xray
To who? You’re a vegan right?
Send me money, money, money, money….
That’s the sound of flop-sweat!
Anybody that donates to the DNC or RNC is a chump. You might as well just hang twenties on the toilet paper roll.
She would do better with a pitch about “Send me money or I’ll go naked in public”.
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should have pulled some out of the pope’s ass when you were there
An additional hilarious thing about the homely, tipping-over, top-heavy drunk Pelosi is that she doesn’t care about anyone’s “reproductive rights” since she has a very long reputation of being a hater of all women, never gets along with them, and is maliciously spiteful and jealous of all attractive, successful, and popular women. Same goes for the gluttonous wart-faced Cheney woman.
I would have thought she brought enough back from that Ukraine trip. Maybe she spent it already. Ice cream ain’t cheap.
John, maybe Ukraine paid her off in vodka.
Now she needs ice cream money.
All that botox can’t be cheap either.
Hey Democrats, don’t you love how she just reaches in and tugs at your heartstrings with that coat-hanger? Do NOT get between her and her adrenochrome.
“Choke on a bag of dicks, bitch.”
She’s been eating dicks since her daddy was Mayor of Baltimore (in the 50s) – she’s eaten more dicks than Pete Buttigieg and Kammie Harris, combined – stevedores, longshoremen, dock workers, pier winos, bums.
I doubt she’d choke.
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
She can spend the money she made off of insider trading while in office. F##K Her – but I doubt you could pay anybody enough.
That should have been “grifts”, not gifts.
“What Heart” indeed.
But a lump of anthracite is more valuable these days.
Hey cunt… Not donating to you is the way people tell you that you suck without telling out loud that you that you suck. And they won’t tell you out loud because you’re an evil cunt.
Worthy of note that even her base isn’t interested in her politics.
“The Temple priestesses killed your babies so The Economy would be good to you. Time for you to give back. Don’t make Baby Jesus cry.”
The bitch could sell one of her vineyards or a mansion(or 2) or just donate her considerable fortune gained from the backs of the people & insider trading to fund her coffers.I asked you Monday.I asked you Tuesday.I asked you Wednesday.
I asked you Thursday.I’m truly sorry to ask you again today. What is so galling about that message is the tone. It’s like an overbearing mother berating her kids because they haven’t cleaned their rooms.
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