I dunno…my dirty dishes are old, old friends. I might miss them if I didn’t see them.
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The green weenies would hate me: I run my electric and thus CO2-belching, water-guzzling, detergent-polluting dishwasher whenever I damn well feel like it…or whenever we run out of clean ANYTHINGS.
5
Print a picture of a full gas gage and place it over your enemy’s gage.
12
Nah. We use everything plastic and Styrofoam. On Earth Day we toss ’em all in fiberglass boats fulla used tires and motor oil. Then we torch ’em.
13
That’s a great idea! I think I’ll try that when I move out of this place in a couple of weeks. Save me a lot of elbow grease!
3
For years I’ve been putting a photo of water over unflushed turds in my toilet. Works like a charm.
3
That’s what the Press is doing with that usurping Traitorous Pedophile in the White Hut.
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
7
My dishwasher is never full – I don’t care. I want a clean coffee cup and a clean coffee pot in the morning. I save water by using the mellow yellow system, don’t care about the power savings either.
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We had a lousy biology teacher in HS who was a jerk who once told us, “If it’s yellow, let it mellow, if it’s brown, flush it down.” He also taught us what the word defecate meant which we thought was hilarious. Why couldn’t he just say shit, crap, poop, pinching a loaf, taking a dump, dropping a deuce etc. like everyone else. That we understood.
Works with toilet bowls too. Don’t ask me how I know.
I dunno…my dirty dishes are old, old friends. I might miss them if I didn’t see them.
The green weenies would hate me: I run my electric and thus CO2-belching, water-guzzling, detergent-polluting dishwasher whenever I damn well feel like it…or whenever we run out of clean ANYTHINGS.
Print a picture of a full gas gage and place it over your enemy’s gage.
Nah. We use everything plastic and Styrofoam. On Earth Day we toss ’em all in fiberglass boats fulla used tires and motor oil. Then we torch ’em.
That’s a great idea! I think I’ll try that when I move out of this place in a couple of weeks. Save me a lot of elbow grease!
For years I’ve been putting a photo of water over unflushed turds in my toilet. Works like a charm.
That’s what the Press is doing with that usurping Traitorous Pedophile in the White Hut.
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
My dishwasher is never full – I don’t care. I want a clean coffee cup and a clean coffee pot in the morning. I save water by using the mellow yellow system, don’t care about the power savings either.
We had a lousy biology teacher in HS who was a jerk who once told us, “If it’s yellow, let it mellow, if it’s brown, flush it down.” He also taught us what the word defecate meant which we thought was hilarious. Why couldn’t he just say shit, crap, poop, pinching a loaf, taking a dump, dropping a deuce etc. like everyone else. That we understood.
Works with toilet bowls too. Don’t ask me how I know.