TFP: In Florida, particularly in regards to Florida man, anything goes. In this case, Sour Patch Kids and alcohol are to blame for this report.
According to deputies, on July 16 at 11:45 pm a call to 911 was received from 37-year-old Joshua James Alan Larson.
Larson reported that his “Girlfriend wished to eat Sour Patch Kids.”
When deputies arrived at Larson’s residence in Madeira Beach, he was questioned as to why he needed law enforcement involvement, Larson just “smiled and walked away” with no explanation. more
I notice they actually arrest people like this when they’re White, take ’em to the ground and everything, and full booking too…compare and contrast to people who kill girlfrinds for less and burn whole cities down while attacking police officers and destroying their equipment who do NOT get arrested and see if you can spot the difference…
That story makes no sense. Of course nothing usually does when Florida Man is involved.
Anonymous SubPrime
JULY 24, 2022 AT 12:17 PM
“That story makes no sense.”
…you see a LOT of stuff that doesn’t make sense when you’re on the other end of a 911 call.
Eventually you learn to just shrug and deal with the situation at hand.
People as a whole don’t make sense, stupid and crazy and drunk people even less so.
Don’t try to make sense of the senseless or you’ll end up as crazy as they are.
Florida man wasn’t even trying.
What the frack are “Sour Patch Kids?”
Never invite law enforcement into your life unless its absolutely a situation you can’t handle on your own. Lots of things can go bad, and despite hopefully good intentions, half of all LEOs are below average.
General Malaise
JULY 24, 2022 AT 12:31 PM
“What the frack are “Sour Patch Kids?””
Sour Gummi type candies supposed to look like mischievous alien children. Pretty good, actually, if you like sour candies.
Not worth getting arrested over, but not bad. Pretty expensive tho.
https://www.walmart.com/ip/SOUR-PATCH-KIDS-Big-Soft-Chewy-Candy-Family-Size-1-7-lb-Bag/817948538?wmlspartner=wlpa&wmlspartner=wmtlabs&selectedSellerId=101041601&adid=22222222223000000000&wl0=e&wl1=s&wl2=m&wl3=10352200394&wl4=pla-1103028060075&wl5=&wl6=&wl7=&wl10=Walmart&wl11=Online&wl12=817948538_10001060976&wl14=sour%20patch%20kids&veh=sem&msclkid=4b969f5fa3b91fffe27ffd82da148a1a&gclsrc=ds
Because cabbage patch kids stink up the house when you cook them?
SNS,
Looks like Bart Simpson.
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Is this related to the cannibalism story?