Washington Times
The Miami-Dade Board of County Commissioners is considering a new plan that would move homeless people into camps on a small island off the city’s Atlantic Coast.
Virginia Key, home to bike trails and a sewage plant, is the newest location being weighed for city-sponsored homeless encampments. The Board of County Commissioners will be discussing the overall homeless movement plan on Thursday.
Be sure to populate the surrounding waters with crocodiles.
Let’s call it “CUBA!”
They could do bumfights and broadcast them!
Kidding, but one positive point is that it could isolate the inevitable violence.
Isn’t that tantamount to “ethnic” cleansing?
Deportation, so to speak?
Just put em on busses to CA, Chicago, and NY – it’ll be cheaper in the long run.
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
Probably hurting tourism
Might as well shut down the sewage plant…once all the feces the bums drop inevitably ends up (untreated) in the ocean, the sea will be as polluted as that around places like San Francisco and Honolulu. I’ve seen cats trained to use toilets, but not the homeless.
We used to have “homeless islands” in every state. They were called “mental hospitals”. The system worked fine until a bunch of do-gooders with the help of the ACLU screwed everything up.
Will it be open for hunting, like in “The Most Dangerous Game”?
Oh yeah, forgot to say, asking for a friend.
Would you just ziptie them all together?
“Homeless Island”
Give ’em an island and call it Bumpiss Hell!
The rats on the island will be swimming to the mainland.
They would have to refresh the colony after each HURRICANE!
Coventry!
De plane! De plane!
Bikini Atoll has space.
Or they could just send them back over the border.
Or martha’s vinyard.
No police presence to keep the libtards happy!
Call it Mar-a-lago 2.
In my ex-hometown, there were one or two “regular” street characters, totally harmless. When a new homeless person would appear, the cops would either put them on a California-bound Grayhound, or drive them to the California border with a warning to never come back. Back then, the streets were clean and safe. Then we got a woke police chief. Over the next 10 years, homeless camps appeared everywhere, and the idiot bleeding hearts at the Presbyterian church began feeding them, and the parks became unsafe for families, filth and debris everywhere, mysterious brush fires, an occasional stabbing or two. Glad I left.
How many homeless will it hold before it capsizes?
Remember how the Third Reich was gonna send all the untermensch to the island of Madagascar? Somebody’s been reading history.
“Welcome to ‘You’re on your own’ Island”