Why Are American Kids Fat? Why, It’s Global Warming, Of Course!!! – IOTW Report

Why Are American Kids Fat? Why, It’s Global Warming, Of Course!!!

Why do these knobheads get to flap their Dorito Chutes on the tee vee and be taken seriously?

One question for you, dopey. Why aren’t kids fat in other hot countries? Or is it only “globally warming” in the US?

Take off the glasses, stupid, they aren’t making you smarter. Neither is that doo.

30 Comments on Why Are American Kids Fat? Why, It’s Global Warming, Of Course!!!

  1. high fructose corn syrup is one of the main culprits

    kids no longer get tired from playing outside
    little kids can’t stack blocks but they can swipe a screen

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  2. No. It’s a combination of lawyers, corn syrup, Karen/helicopter parenting, and communists. Lawyers sue the fun out of everything, corn syrup makes us fat and it’s in damn near everything we eat, Karen’s make everything miserable because they won’t accept risk for their precious snowflakes who then avoid risk be ause of the helicopter parenting, and commies ruin what’s left because they don’t want strong, independent, healthy people to fight against. Fuck climate change it’s a hoax.

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  3. Anonymous
    AUGUST 14, 2022 AT 12:15 PM
    ‘So how to account for fat asses like stacy abrams and moochelle obama?’

    …past a certain size like these are, a person develops his own gravity and atmosphere. This becomes heavily weighted towards methane to to intense gas production at the South Pole, causing heat and sweat to be trapped in the inner layer and -in the case of Mooch – causing her ballz to stick to her thighs which makes her very irritable, which ramps up gas production further, so a vicious cycle is started. This sweatiness causes them to seek relief in high-sugar, high-fat cooling foods like ice cream and Klondike bars, which again exacerbates the trapped flatulence and the cycle is repeated.

    Exercise extreme caution around these gravity wells, and under no circumstances allow youself to break into their atmospheric barrier. This will result in severe injury or death from the smell alone.

    https://i.imgflip.com/697gno.jpg

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  4. We had global warming when I was a kid back in the 60’s, it was called Summer. The Summers back then were just as hot and sometimes hotter than they are now. My brothers and I and most of my friends were free range kids and we were always outside somewhere in the neighborhood for most of the day during the Summer playing or just goofing off on our bikes or down at Manito Park playing on the swings and the other kid killers or at the city pool at Comstock Park swimming in the afternoon. No one got fat because we were always active, sometimes hyperactive just enjoying the freedom of Summer and being kids. The only time we were indoors was on Saturday mornings watching cartoons and when the cartoons were over it was back outside for the rest of the day. Kids nowadays aren’t as active as we were because too many parents just allow them to become slugs and eat junk food and do nothing but play video games or watch TV when they really need to be outside having a blast just being a kid with minimal supervision. And we were even active late at night sneaking out of the house and going down to Hangman Creek (Latah Creek) to catch frogs and snakes and craw dads and such. We’d all probably get arrested for juvenile delinquency now for those kinds of things but back than kids were allowed to be kids and have fun. You’re only a kid once until you become an older grumpy old fart who is still a kid at heart.

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  5. I agree with everyone who is pointing to high fructose corn syrup. Started replacing sugar and other in the early 90s. E.g. formerly all-natural juice concentrates. Lots and lots of processed food and junk food.

    Also the surreptitious addition of msg, which is natural, but an appetite enhancer. Also the shitforbrains dissing of proteins and especially saturated fats in favor of “non-fat” and “low-fat” and “eat more grains”.

    Finally, although this is not politically correct to mention, the vast increase in the country of immigrant populations, e.g. “Hispanic”, that evolved to survive in food shortages. They get fat immediately upon having lots of these processed foods available. It adds to the population “averages”.

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  6. Once again the Libtards marginalize a crisis in the name of profits for the elites.
    This is predominantly occurring in males, and the problem is real low Testosterone levels. I see it daily in the gym. Young men from 10 to mid twenties. Weaker than hell, no endurance.
    I have a Sports Med Doc friend who tells me she automatically get labs for testosterone levels for you men that come see her. She also says every test comes back way lower than norms for any particular age group.
    What else are they putting in the water besides Fluoride?

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  7. Ghost of Burner
    AUGUST 14, 2022 AT 1:28 PM
    “Of course, playing outside is too dangerous.
    Especially in Democrat strongholds.”

    …but I bet you learn to run like a Biden niece at a family reunion…

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  8. During our walk today on trails, we came upon a group of US Forestry trainees. They were ALL overweight. They had a couple of them running with a 5-gallon bucket of water in each hand and a backpack. They could barely make it walking much less run. I told DH as I was pointing at them, that right there is years of neglect in schools physical education programs. Years of no dodge ball, tether ball, monkey bars, swings, and no running, Johnny might get hurt. The school yard is filled with safe spaces for children who are afraid of their own shadow. We can’t help but think the younger generation are going to have a hard time at life. I can’t find one person under the age of 25 who has any common sense. This has nothing to do with climate change, it has everything to do with dumbing down.

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  9. I loved dodge ball since I was a beanpole at 6ft. 1 inch in HS and weighed maybe 140-150 pounds and was fast and could dodge most of the balls thrown at me, I was usually the last one out. Goldenfoxx, two 5 gal. buckets of water would weigh approximately 80 pounds or more, that’s quite a bit of weight for even a fit person to carry but especially for an overweight person. When I was a Plane Captain in my fighter squadron while in the Navy, I regularly carried about 100 pounds of tie down chains in a bag on my back in order to secure my plane after it landed on the flight deck of the Kitty Hawk. I was 20 – 22 years old at the time, at first carrying all those heavy chains darn near killed my back and shoulders but with the help of some very strong balm given to me by the Corpsman which we jokingly referred to as Atomic balm helped to take away all that back and shoulder pain. Once I got used to carrying all those chains around and became stronger it wasn’t as big an issue, but that first time I was hurting pretty bad and had to go see the Corpsman. All of the other Plane Captains dealt with this as well, it was part of the initiation and process to become a Plane Captain.

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  10. Brad August 14, 2022 at 2:03 pm

    Goldenfoxx

    Look for the love handles. That’s Low T.
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    Brad, that would be LEO here. I know for sure I could out run some of them with bad Dunlap…..it would be fun to race one of them. Over the years, I’ve watched CDF, CCC, and forestry training young people. They had to run the full length of the dam here (1 mile across), and back (carrying weights) in a certain amount of time. I challenged myself against some of them (45+ younger than me), and they couldn’t manage to make it 1/2 way across without resting. If there’s ever a draft, we’re up $hits Creek without a paddle.

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  11. Brad,

    The Desk Jockeys will use their Weaponized computers to freeze your bank accounts, A La Justine Turdeau with the Truckers. (they intentionally did not mention the farmers much back then)

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  12. If you look at he Japanese they haves started the trend to obese. It is hamburgers and fries. Their diet has changed and they are getting rotund like the American kids.

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