According to Kamala Harris, America’s southern border is totally secure! Whew–that’s great news! But upon further investigation, we found 23 things that are currently more secure than the southern border.
- Your grandma’s computer password
- Trump’s safe in Mar-A-Lago
- Epstein’s prison cell
- Thermal exhaust ports on the death star
- An unlocked car in Chicago MORE
A beauty Queen crown with Chelsea Clinton around.
Most Democrat criminals.
The duct tape on a ceiling fan blade.
Your liquor cabinet when the Pelosis visit
Your ear in a match with Tyson
The 2020 election
A zip-line made from dried spaghetti.
Waffle House in Baltimore
Joey Biden’s bowels.
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
Buttigag’s sphincter.
Kakamala Harris’s virtue.
On-base Subaru dealership at Ft. Lejeune.
These places in Kabul:
• Christian bookstore
• GBLT “adult” toy shop
• Spiral-cut ham outlet
• Total Wine
Hillary Clinton’s private parts.