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Theys, Thems and Theirs Will Run the Boston Marathon Now

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Registration began Monday for next year’s Boston Marathon, with a new pronoun category for nonbinary runners. They, them and their will compete in a separate division for the first time and will no longer have to suffer the agony of checking the box for male or female upon registering. More

16 Comments on Theys, Thems and Theirs Will Run the Boston Marathon Now

  1. Boston Marathon qualifying standards are the toughest in the country.

    So now the “nons” will get to qualify using the “women’s” standards, which is typically at least 30 minutes longer than the men’s qualifying standards depending on age groupings.

    Sounds like these assholes found a fucking loophole.

    As a man, I will have to identify as an 80 year old to qualify.
    I’m not 80 but many days I feel 80, therefore fuck those racist age groupings, I can finally run Boston!

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  2. I hate joking about the Boston bombers but that whole ordeal frosts the shit out of me.
    I lived in Boston and always admired & wanted to run that race.
    I partied at the finish line on Patriot’s Day and had the time of my life.

    So these cocksuckers come and kill innocents after OUR country welcomed them in with welfare and anything they needed.
    Our WORTHLESS FUCKING FBI KNEW ABOUT THESES TERRORISTS!
    FUCK YOU FBI!!!!

    Local police were able to kill one of them and had a license to waste the other son of a cunt, yet they took him alive!
    AAARRRGGGGHHHH!
    There was others involved but the FBI is too busy smelling Melania’s panties to give a fuck.

    Another thing, the media interviewed the father of the 8 yr old that was blown to bits at the finish line while cheering his mother who was running the race.
    This asshole was AGAINST the death penalty for the fuck that survived.

    Rolling Stone put the evil rat-bastard on the cover of their magazine and yet, NOBODY bombed their offices.
    Should have Charlie Hebdoe’d their evil asses!

    AAAARRRGGGGHHHHH!

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  3. *Actually think a security guard at a college took him out, not the worthless Boston cops.
    Or maybe he killed a security guard?

    I’m too angry to read about the motherfuckers at this time.
    Seriously, the cops had the other punk cornered in a boat, shot him a few times but let him live, rushed his punk-ass to a hospital and the docs worked furiously to save him.

    AAAARRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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  4. My momma always told me its

    Theys, Thems, and Thars.

    Thars, its rite thar in the Dictionary.

    tahr
    /tär/
    noun
    plural noun: thars

    a goatlike mammal that inhabits cliffs and mountain slopes in Oman, southern India, and the Himalayas.

    Butt, I kud bee rong, i havs ben in teh passt

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  5. Good, that means some faggot asshole male can’t “win” the women’s division by imposing his shitbag craziness on the rest of the field. These freaks should be in separate categories away from men and women who aren’t crazy as fuckall.

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  6. @Mule

    That only works if they declare the b.s. “they”, if they self-declare otherwise the debacle continues…

    Better idea have DNA identification sort them and dismiss “feelings” and get the confused to counseling.

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