Not a bad accessory for people with prosthetic legs.
13 Comments on Why Did These Disappear?
Hat salesmen were the only dudes that didn’t go broke during the depression…
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It wouldn’t take long for your knees to shot. Talk to a drywaller that uses stilts a lot.
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It wouldn’t take long for your knees to be shot.
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LBS
To hide the lice
I invented the roller skate.
The original idea was for horses, but that didn’t pan out.
So I adapted it to humans.
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I once had a patient who was an amputee and always physically fought with his backdoor neighbor to a degree that it wasn’t unusual we’d take one or both of them to the hospital.
One time we got there and only took three quarters of him to the hospital because the police had confiscated his leg as a weapon since he took it off to beat his neighbor with.
I am very glad he didn’t have one of these.
I imagine his neighbor would be, too.
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I ride my bicycle roller skate don’t drive no car…
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Melanie
SEPTEMBER 15, 2022 AT 7:49 AM
“I ride my bicycle roller skate don’t drive no car…”
You can’t sing that song any more. It contains a reference to a girl having lesser skills, which seems misogynistic, but also because it isn’t possible to know what a “Girl” is.
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They didn’t disappear altogether. In the early 2000s they came back as Heelies.
Also: Anyone who had the horrible misfortune of watching “Return to Oz” as a kid just had a flashback watching this.
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Since I’m not suicidal I would have pass those by.
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Imagine the Consumer Product Safety Commission finding every possible hazard associated with these. Next thing you know they will cost $5,000 and weigh 250 lbs.
Hat salesmen were the only dudes that didn’t go broke during the depression…
It wouldn’t take long for your knees to shot. Talk to a drywaller that uses stilts a lot.
It wouldn’t take long for your knees to be shot.
LBS
To hide the lice
I invented the roller skate.
The original idea was for horses, but that didn’t pan out.
So I adapted it to humans.
I once had a patient who was an amputee and always physically fought with his backdoor neighbor to a degree that it wasn’t unusual we’d take one or both of them to the hospital.
One time we got there and only took three quarters of him to the hospital because the police had confiscated his leg as a weapon since he took it off to beat his neighbor with.
I am very glad he didn’t have one of these.
I imagine his neighbor would be, too.
I ride my bicycle roller skate don’t drive no car…
Melanie
SEPTEMBER 15, 2022 AT 7:49 AM
“I ride my bicycle roller skate don’t drive no car…”
You can’t sing that song any more. It contains a reference to a girl having lesser skills, which seems misogynistic, but also because it isn’t possible to know what a “Girl” is.
They didn’t disappear altogether. In the early 2000s they came back as Heelies.
Also: Anyone who had the horrible misfortune of watching “Return to Oz” as a kid just had a flashback watching this.
Since I’m not suicidal I would have pass those by.
Imagine the Consumer Product Safety Commission finding every possible hazard associated with these. Next thing you know they will cost $5,000 and weigh 250 lbs.
Were they battery powered?
They wouldn’t be good for a street hockey game