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This Makes Me Ill…

My legs feel funny just watching…

Me and a few pals found a nice trail in the Palisades overlooking the Hudson River. There was a perfect platform that was cleared out. Being golfers we thought it would make a nice tee box to hit balls into the river. The drop was about 400 feet.

I couldn’t follow through. I was developing a reverse pivot. I had to stop.

30 Comments on This Makes Me Ill…

  1. I’ve worked on rooves on and off over the years. Each time I am nervous at first but then I get used to it after a while. I don’t know if I could get used to that elevation though…

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  2. Height is bad, being Dubia wouldn’t the heat up there be stifling or would there be a breeze to help cool the body down.

    I hate heights, but that’s good because I get really cautious on ladders and roof tops.

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  3. I used to climb ladders on tanks and towers up to 200 feet for 30 years, then one day at about 50 feet I froze in sheer terror, I was in the ladder cage dragging my monkey tail up the rail all safety rules followed. I kept working those jobs for a few more years but the little panic attack still lives in my mind.

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  4. Many years ago I watched a documentary demonstrating the natural fear babies have of heights and falling. Apparently it is the only natural, innate fear that is hard wired into our DNA. I’m okay with heights as long as I know I’m safe from falling.

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  5. That little net encircling the platform? Not good enough to keep anyone from flipping off the edge if the players didn’t have to sacrifice their game to be careful. One lunge at a ball heading to the corner would end their game. For good.

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  6. @ Dr. Tar OCTOBER 11, 2022 AT 10:03 AM

    The higher you go the cooler it is. It’s ground that retains and reflects the heat and you’re right in the middle of it.

    Try going in an open cockpit airplane and you’ll see that even at 500 feet on a 100 degree day it gets pretty cool.

    I’m sure we have some flyers here that can confirm that.

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  7. I can confirm that Dadof4’s statement is accurate. I’ve been in a hot air balloon at 700 ft on a hot day in Michigan in August. It was so pleasant up there.

    And it was not caused by the breeze. No breeze, since the balloon is blown by the wind, thus you don’t feel the breeze as it moves along with the wind.

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  8. @Dadof4: “I’m sure we have some flyers here that can confirm that.”
    You failed to take into account what is termed a “Temperature Inversion”. This is where temperature increases with an increase in altitude. Meteorology 101.

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  9. Within normal bounds, the dry air adiabatic lapse rate is 5.4° F per 1,000 feet. (“Adiabatic” means there’s no mechanism to pump heat into or out of the mass you’re measuring.) As a rule of thumb, given natural variables, temperature goes down 3 to 5° F per thousand feet.

    That tennis court is about 1,000 feet up, so figure the temp is about 4° F cooler up there at a minimum, and likely a lot cooler given ground level re-radiation of sunlight.

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    “Within normal bounds, the dry air adiabatic lapse rate is 5.4° F per 1,000 feet. (“Adiabatic” means there’s no mechanism to pump heat into or out of the mass you’re measuring.) As a rule of thumb, given natural variables, temperature goes down 3 to 5° F per thousand feet.”

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  11. The old Aladdin in Vegas had a nice tennis court on the roof.
    We use to play it every time we visited.
    Of course there was no danger, except in the casino.

    Elvis was married there so it was a favorite hotel.
    Of course they tore it down…

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