… which one do you pick?
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third row, third style from left.
Good thing I’m bald.
Since a mohawk is not listed, I pick the second one.
…all of those are better than the display that proves God has a sense of humor found on my semi-denuded pate.
I like them all! Can they all be combined into one style?
I think I’d rather go bald than to have one of those … yes, some parts of the ’70’s sucked
but if I had to pick one, I’d go w/ Chris … row 3, column 3
First one on row 3 is Janet Reno.
Wow! What a choice. Paul Revere or one of the Raiders.
If I were a dude… I guess I’d go with the John Hinkley style which is #1.
Won’t we all get to choose Chinese bowl cuts.
Row two, far right – that has to be Gene Simmons.
Eeew! What man hating bitch perpetrated these hair styles on men? Pick on your own kind. Men, do your own thing. Clean, in control, but fun to play with. “Style” is so over rated.
I shaved my head a few times. My wife said I looked like I had a terrible disease.
Which cast me back to a Long-Lines CO tech I knew 20 years ago. He shaved his head because he was an avid motorcyclist. I hadn’t seen him in about a year, and we met up at his CO for some bullshit problem. He had a full head of hair! I told him his wig looked like shit. He told me pretty much the same story that my wife would tell me 20 years later.
I believe it’s all in the sideburns. I always wanted pointy Eric Clapton sideburns and a handlebar mustache. Women would have swooned!
Number 1. He looks OK.
A dad would take a hedge trimmer to his Hi rise hair doo.
Spock says first row, third from left.
None of the above.
I’ll stay with my short semi-military cut.
Back when most guys had tha long hair style, I was somewhat restricted on hairstyle as an active duty USAF officer,
Ow, at 76, I don’t have enough hair to do any of these styles.
# 6 and #9 Look like they will flat out kill you if you do not have sex with them ladies, and then they eat you.
But I bet the rest were all nice guys, But that Manson guy, #4 stay away from him.
At there is no Governor Hairdo shown
Are they all Mass Murderers or something?
#2 The Camero Crash Helmet.
If I had to choose, I’d choose suicide.
OK, seriously, only four have mustaches and three of those are obviously the result of severe mental illness and/or a deeply flawed character. I’m left with 3C. *gag*
Where are the Marx Brothers and Three Stooges hairstyles of their heyday?
Now I realize why my mom had such a hard time dating in the 70’s. Yikes!
I’m not a guy, but, I’ll take Tucker, in the bottom right corner.
I’ll take the Brad Delp look.
It’s more than a feeling…
How’s about I shoot the bastard who tries to make me wear my hair like that.
#1 because it looks exactly like my high school graduation photo. I’m trying to track down every copy of that yearbook and burn them. On the other hand, it looks better than a man bun.
#1-4 could be Brad during his werewolf period.
And this is a slick, young Kcir before his career in HVAC:
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And this is the last photo taken of me – on my 70th birthday.
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Hey @BFH, are any/all of these photos of some kind of celebrities? That first one (A1) looks like a young Larry Wilcox (played opposite Erik Estrada in C.H.I.P.S.), and C1 might be a young Rick Moranis. There are others that ring faint bells but I can’t quite tell who they remind me of. Is Graeme Edge of the Moody Blues in there somewhere?
I’ve been getting the same haircut for 30+ years, I ain’t changing it now.
I always admire guys with good hair.
Robert Conrad of Wild Wild West.
Don Johnson in Miami Vice.
Jeff Bridges in Against All Odds.
My hair was mostly similar to Mel Gibson in Lethal Weapon.
I like having long hair since it is naturally curly and nobody knows how to cut curly hair.
SMDH!
@LBS — The next time you see a woman with nicely styled curly hair, ask her where and by whom she gets it done. I’m serious! Male barbers are generally bad at anything outside a narrow range of standard cuts.
Thanks Al.
The problem is always the stylist trying to be even & perfect.
The way the hair curls, they cut the left side, then the right, then measure and have to do it again and again trying to get it exactly even.
Then they have cut too much off.
It aint never gonna be even.
I actually cut it myself these days.
I vote for #6. I always wanted to grow up to be a TV preacher.
I was gonna say I’d rather be bald, then it occurred to me of the multiple thousands of us Injuns I’ve met in my life, not one was bald. How weird is that?
Suck it whiteman…
1-3, the Vulcan look.
No worries. I already lost too much hair to have any of those styles. 🙂
First row, third from left.
You make a good argument for the end of days.
It would have to be 3-C as I don’t own a comb, brush, or hairspray.
And these guys thought they looked good?
All of them require meticulous detailed effort to create, and will immediately collapse into a pathetic mess as you leave the beauty parlor and the first gust of wind hits you.
Bottom row, third from the left – looks like a character from a British comedy TV show.
While I will continue to wear a buzz cut I did have a doo like that at bottom right when I was in 7th grade….
FJB
They all remind me of Pentecostal ministers from the 60’s.
Yuk. Give me a man with military style or bald. Bald is sexy.
General Malaise,
Oh, that hurts…
Cheers (its coffee at this time of the day)
Those all look like hairstyle equivalents to one hit wonders.
Second row up second from the right. Now I can’t stop thinking about the old song “Hair”
Good Lord, and on top of all that they were wearing polyester pants, shirts and suits. Fashion was in exile during the 70’s.
Bottom left: The Tom Petty.
Depending on time of day & week I wear all of those.
I’m bald up top but the sides grow like crazy.
As long as i wear a ball cap i can pretend I’m going to Woodstock.
#2 fade on the sides to finger width on the top. Blow and go. I’ve been wearing it that way since I was a kid.
They all look like shit.