Man Tries To Wack the Squirrel On a Zoom Call – No, It’s Not Jeffrey Toobin

20 Comments on Man Tries To Wack the Squirrel On a Zoom Call – No, It’s Not Jeffrey Toobin

1. What a wuss…

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2. Was his name Clark Griswald by any chance?

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3. Thank God my kids will never be subjected to witnessing something like that out of Dear ‘Ol Dad. The fuck does a grown man shriek like that anyway? I have a lot of friends and not one of them has been capable of hitting those notes since fourth grade. Not one of them would have any respect for themselves if they even tried after kindergarten.

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4. FAKE AZZ $HIT

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5. Sidebar:

   Did you know that when you’re driving down the street and you hit a squirrel juuuuust right, all of its guts squirt out its asshole?

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6. Most squirrels have a terrific sense of humor. It’s got to be terrorizing that guy for pure entertainment. What an idiot! He doesn’t realize he could have had an office pet/buddy/friend.

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7. Open the damned window, idiot…

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8. The guy’s pathetic….and embarrassing.

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9. MUST BE A LIBERAL

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10. I agree! Fake as hell.

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11. I question why he had that bat so handy. Hmmmmmmm

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12. Uncle Al,

    Same is true for possums…

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13. Fake or not – still funny.

    Good thing he had a bat and not a shotgun.

    mortem tyrannis
    izlamo delenda est …

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14. Good Times;

    I like to smear a little peanut butter on a tree and staple the little bastages to the tree trunk with my Compound Bow.

    My wife put up with a lot…

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15. One way of dealing with roof rats
    https://youtu.be/y_-A8kDe8zw

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16. Jethro OCTOBER 22, 2022 AT 1:20 PM

    Open the damned window, idiot…

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    I could hire you. That’s professional, common sense advice.

    You don’t know how many times I’ve come to the rescue to only open the nearest door and stand on the opposite side of the room while the thankful critter bolts for the daylight.

    Had a squirrel trapped in a fireplace one time and told the tenant to stand behind me so it wouldn’t run in that direction. Moved the nearby couch and opened the sliding glass door about 7 feet away.

    As I moved the glass fire screen and the squirrel bolted out – he took a sharp turn to the left into the kitchen. Confused at this development I looked towards the open door only to find the moron tenant had positioned himself at the door like he was a goalie blocking the way.

    I literally asked him what he didn’t understand about standing where I told him to so the exit route was clear, open, and obvious for the squirrel.

    Too often it is people that make my job harder than it has to be.

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17. Get a bag of peanuts and make a new friend.

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18. It made me laugh! Yeah, he was a wuss but a funny dumb ass wuss.

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19. Poor Joleeeeen!

20. The title of the video should have been: “Man (sort of)” Tries To Wack the Squirrel On a Zoom Call

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