Ok, a little over the top, but I found myself laughing a few times. Out loud.
h/t LittleSis
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It’d be funny if it weren’t true.
With a blanky made of free-range weasel fur, no doubt.
I can’t be critical of someone who likes a nap. Especially after a meal. Just being honest.
HAHAHAHAHAAAAA EXCELLENT!
I was in line at Jimmy-Johns and a pair of Gen Z lesbians (pronouns unknown) were in front of me and one of them was complaining that the job she interviewed for wanted her to work 9 to 5 and she said; hell no, I can’t work that long!!!
HAHAHAHA fucking snowflakes.
Gawd, somebody bitch slap that thing.
Looks like an employee Elon Musk crap-canned from Twatter in the first wave. Now he wants those same perks to be installed at Whole Foods.
For a minute I thought it was a parody, but then I remembered it is still 2022.
Spot-on parody of the new normal.
Is it still parody when it so closely matches reality? It seems you can’t go over-the-top enough to outdo these broken personalities.
Are they fkn muslims?
Who are they to demand anything?
Go (work?) elsewhere
Is the SEIU behind this?
Is this a parody? God I hope so. It hit a nerve because I’ve met many just like this. Meanwhile, my old ass is up at 6:00 and in the gym. I work 10, and hit rewind.
A whole lot of young people who never earned anything more than a participation trophy just spent about two years hanging out at home and faking working just enough to continue getting a pay check. Now that the push is on to go back to working in a place where the boss can watch them, they’re finding that just too much of a demand on their privileged and entitled little selves.
I fear that we’ll see a lot more bums living in broken down RVs and curbside tents as time goes on.
His “Day one of being a girl” spoof is also funny. Makes fun of that tranny that has been in the news lately.
In the telco this was real. Two hour breakfast. Two hour lunch. Then they put GPSs on the trucks and fired a whole basket of asswipes. We Special Services scumbags didn’t get GPSs, because we really sucked — but we brought in huge money. I was a piece of shit, myself… I did nothing after lunch. But lunch was after my load and add-ons were complete.
If you want your productivity to look good, and be good, don’t sandbag jobs. You want all the 15 and 30 minute job completions you really did. Jobs are coded with “customary” times that are binded (bound?) to USOC. USOC wasn’t just equipment. It was TIME, too.
All that bullshit said, Just Do Your Job.
Hard times create hard men, the rest won’t make it.
That was funny.
If it was just the nap thing – he’d be a shoe-in for the Post Office or any agency in the FedGov. He may want to consider a position at the Dept. of Transportation – or the FBI.
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
I didn’t watch it, I’ve had enough stupid for today – and I’ve only been out of bed for about 30 minutes–and a cup of coffee. That’s how my days go nowadays, starts off with something stupid.
If I managed that place he’d have an extra 8 yours a day to nap beginning RFN.