Make it low enough so that smart-asses can use their johnson!
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Sign on shredder:
DROP COMPLAINT
FORMS IN SLOT
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Love them all!
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Check the dimensions. Looks like you can press it and the bail will just miss your finger while scaring the crap out of you. A message then pops out saying, “Feel like suing? I’m a lawyer! Call me at 555-5555 for free advice.”
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Uncle Al – years ago I put a sign on the shredder: “Evidence File”
It remained there for about 20 years that I know of!!
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Ouch. Now I have 2 complaints.
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is Paul Pelosi having anothet BSDM party and thats the dooebell?
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I have often been found at disadvantage not remembering names and things I have supposedly said.
Then too, the phrase “I suggested that a day ago comes to mind…”
But seriously,
Claudia, you sure this came from me?
Believe you’re giving someone like fnuck, son of fnord short shift?
Could you please check your sources
————– It came from one of your emails from ages ago (maybe 5-6 months?). I save the good ones to Tweet about once a week. This was too good to tweet! – Claudia
Sent the one with verbiage, “Yeahl, I was drunk that day.”
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A variation of the old โcomplaint department, take a numberโ sign with a hand grenade and the number โ1โ attached to the pin.
Reminds me of my favorite door bell
https://www.montanaoutdoor.com/2012/11/the-coolest-doorbell-ringer-ever/deer-asshole-door-bell/
Make it low enough so that smart-asses can use their johnson!
Sign on shredder:
DROP COMPLAINT
FORMS IN SLOT
Love them all!
Check the dimensions. Looks like you can press it and the bail will just miss your finger while scaring the crap out of you. A message then pops out saying, “Feel like suing? I’m a lawyer! Call me at 555-5555 for free advice.”
Uncle Al – years ago I put a sign on the shredder: “Evidence File”
It remained there for about 20 years that I know of!!
Ouch. Now I have 2 complaints.
is Paul Pelosi having anothet BSDM party and thats the dooebell?
I have often been found at disadvantage not remembering names and things I have supposedly said.
Then too, the phrase “I suggested that a day ago comes to mind…”
But seriously,
Claudia, you sure this came from me?
Believe you’re giving someone like fnuck, son of fnord short shift?
Could you please check your sources
————–
It came from one of your emails from ages ago (maybe 5-6 months?). I save the good ones to Tweet about once a week. This was too good to tweet! – Claudia
Sent the one with verbiage, “Yeahl, I was drunk that day.”