Envolve: Stupidity at its finest.
A man in Missouri recently robbed a bank using a demand note that was his own birth certificate.
Michael Conley Loyd robbed a Bank of America branch in Springfield, Missouri by writing “Give Your Money Now. Don’t Say Anything. I Have A Partner Outside” on the back of his birth certificate. more
That’s Joe Biden-level stupidity.
Biden-Brained imbecile wrote:
Plse a rest me cuz I is a fukin eejit!
But was he naked?
That boy ain’t right in the head. And crazy eyes too.
His mother reports that he’s a good boy and finally has his life turned around.
Desperate times call for desperate measures and the idiots will lead the way as this country falls further into depression.
Poster child for public school
That’s nothing. I know a guy who conned a whole country using his own fake birth certificate.
He probably wanted to get caught.
Stole her truck, lived in her house, maybe been in the joint before and got used to the state taking care of him.
Can’t live on the outside, pretty easy to get in if you want to.
I got wild staring eyes
He probably thought he needed an ID to make a withdrawl.
Great googly moogly, that’s quite the crazy mugshot. If Paul Harvey was still alive this idjit would certainly be the dumb criminal of the day. Did he rob the bank with a gub like Woody Allen did in Take The Money And Run?
Stop2think
DECEMBER 1, 2022 AT 10:47 AM
“I got wild staring eyes”
…+1000 for the subtle Pink Floyd reference…
Oh … Springfield … he’ll be Mayor one day …
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
Well, he wrote it on somebody’s birth certificate, although it seems a jump to it being his birth certificate.
Missouri Man giving Florida Man a run for his money.