Ha, I got a box of used Tupperware from a drunken inlaw one year, when the family saw it all they could say was, we were wondering where all the Tupperware went.
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Sorry but that is the ONLY time to wrap presents…
12
While nodding nearly napping
suddenly there came a tapping
as of someone gently wrapping…
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I used to save the color Sunday comics sections back when I got the paper paper delivered to my door. A stack of comics, a big roll of red plastic surveyors’ tape (which is a lot cheaper than gift wrap ribbon), and a roll of Scotch tape “borrowed” from work and I was all set!
Oh, yeh. Scotch tape. That reminds me of where I was going with this: Scotch. Neat.
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Put Uncle Al down for a Scotch & scotch…
I too used to use the Sunday comics as wrapper.
Two gifts in one!
BTW, Total Wine here in Vegas has some 1964 Scotch that will set you back quite a bit…
I once had some KY Bourbon from 1910.
Incredibly was good and not poison.
7
By the time I buy my weekly rations of alcohol I can’t afford to buy presents anyway.
12
Once bourbon is in the bottle it’s off the cask and does not age anymore.
If it’s in the bottle, drink it, they will make more.
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Here kittykittykitty. Kitty?
5
What’s up with cats and all the packages under the Christmas tree? It must be the boxes; my cat Finn loves the Christmas tree and all the stuff that he can get into. He’s a sneaky little bastard when it comes to boxes.
Ha, I got a box of used Tupperware from a drunken inlaw one year, when the family saw it all they could say was, we were wondering where all the Tupperware went.
Sorry but that is the ONLY time to wrap presents…
While nodding nearly napping
suddenly there came a tapping
as of someone gently wrapping…
I used to save the color Sunday comics sections back when I got the paper paper delivered to my door. A stack of comics, a big roll of red plastic surveyors’ tape (which is a lot cheaper than gift wrap ribbon), and a roll of Scotch tape “borrowed” from work and I was all set!
Oh, yeh. Scotch tape. That reminds me of where I was going with this: Scotch. Neat.
Put Uncle Al down for a Scotch & scotch…
I too used to use the Sunday comics as wrapper.
Two gifts in one!
BTW, Total Wine here in Vegas has some 1964 Scotch that will set you back quite a bit…
I once had some KY Bourbon from 1910.
Incredibly was good and not poison.
By the time I buy my weekly rations of alcohol I can’t afford to buy presents anyway.
Once bourbon is in the bottle it’s off the cask and does not age anymore.
If it’s in the bottle, drink it, they will make more.
Here kittykittykitty. Kitty?
What’s up with cats and all the packages under the Christmas tree? It must be the boxes; my cat Finn loves the Christmas tree and all the stuff that he can get into. He’s a sneaky little bastard when it comes to boxes.