Failed Business Idea

8 Comments on Failed Business Idea

1. That might be viable in Cali where you can now compost your dead in the garden out back.

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2. Is that where all the Arkancide victims are buried?

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3. These veggies taste like grandma.

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4. You’ve all heard of people going to California to find themselves, right? It used to be that when anyone failed to find their true self, those unfound selfs kind of hung around panhandling and crapping on the sidewalks. The self cemetery just tidies up the clutter.

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5. Like the old Raid commercial, you can check yourself in, but you can’t check yourself out.

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6. “You can check out any time you like,
   But you can never leave.”

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7. Screw that.
   I’m too lazy to dig a hole, now, much less when I’m dead.

   mortem tyrannis
   izlamo delenda est …

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8. Which Self Cemetery would that be?
   The one in Florien, LA or
   the one in Lockwood, MO or
   the one in Grant County, WV or
   the one in Hornbeck, LA?

   I wonder what the franchise costs are…..

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