Happy Birthday Mr. Pinko – IOTW Report

Happy Birthday Mr. Pinko

Friday, 13 January 2023, 11:26 BFH Uncategorized 45

On your birth date:

The Number One Song Was – Jimmy Crack Corn

The Number One Movie – Eadweard Muybridge “Horse in Motion”

Number One Actor – John Wilkes Booth

Number One Actress – Was a Guy Dressed as a Woman

Price of a Gallon of Milk – One Chicken

Most Popular Book – The Gutenberg Bible

Price of a Wheel – 4 Oxen

Most Popular Sports Team – Greek Olympic Team

In the News – “Man Claims To Speak With Burning Bush”

45 Comments on Happy Birthday Mr. Pinko

  6. Jimmy Crack Corn, and I don’t care.
    And yet made a song about it.

    The old gray mare, she ain’t what she used to be.
    And hasn’t been for a 150 years.

    I bet Barnacle Bill isn’t PC.

    Happy Birthday Mr. Pinko

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  16. And on this day…

    …the Mediterranean Sea was still a lake.
    …you could walk to Russia from your house
    …Earth’s day was over 1 second shorter.
    …the Big Apple was in the freezer.
    …some of your relatives had became blonds.
    …and your Neanderthal relatives had a party.

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  25. one day I’d like to hear from Mr.Pinko how it was in the good old days when he had to haul stone tablets to school uphill both ways all while avoiding tar pits and saber toothed tigers. happy birthday Mr.Pinko!

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  29. Happy Birthday Mr. Pinko!

    75?

    I beat you there…
    It ain’t what it might be cracked up to be.
    Oil the wheels on the walker and put the new tennis balls on.
    Enjoy as best you can

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  32. Happy Birthday, Mr. P.! And a wish for many returns of the day!

    (No way would I think Mr. Pinko is 75 years old. I just thought it was Fur trying to be funny in that annoying, brother way.)

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  36. Happiest of Birthday Wishes to you, Mr. Pinko! I hope you are having a wonderful day. You guys did a great job getting I Own The World started and it continues to grow.

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  41. Mr. Pinko can remember a time when vaccines didn’t stop your heart
    A president could be removed from office for covering up a crime
    Biden still had half a wit
    People were starving in China
    Cars were as big as a whale
    Adam Schiff got kicked out of the debate club for lying
    Jim Jordan wrestled his opponents
    Trump was the toast of NYC
    The Jets won the Super Bowl
    And people brought their 8 tracks to pool parties.

    Hell, even I can remember those days. Happy B Day Mr. Pinko – Keep making ever minute count.

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  44. As usual, I’m late and a dollar short.
    “I’ll Gladly Pay You Tuesday For A Birthday Today”,
    Paraphrasing, J. Wellington Wimpy, from Popeye.

    Enjoy every Birthday and remember the joy you brought to others.

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