White Racial Slurs -I’m Amused and Not At All Offended

45 Comments on White Racial Slurs -I’m Amused and Not At All Offended

1. This post just reminded me its finally time to get out the WD-40 and try to free up my mouse scroll wheel.

   Thanks BFH!

   /Salute

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2. GEEZUS FUR, YOU HAVE TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS

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3. After ending up with one of their construction screws in a brand new set of Michelin LTX tires I called the crackers living next door a Bunch Of Dumb Assed Inbred Southern Nut Cutters One Generation Out Of The Hills And Hollers Of West Virginia. They are still so pissed of about what I called them you’d need a framing hammer to drive a ten penny nail up their ass.

   The Auburn Black Student Union better up their game if they want to hang with me.

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4. you forgot … Melatonally Perfected

   had an old black guy I worked with, one day asked me why do we call his people ‘colored’?

   white folks are born pink,
   get yellow when they get sick when they’re babies
   get white as they grow up,
   get brown bumps all over them,
   get green when they’re sick,
   get red in the sun,
   get gray when they die,
   turn black in the coffin.

   I just smiled, winked & replied … we’re all pink on the inside, baby.

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5. *the uncolored

   If I recall correctly from elementary school art lessons, black is the complete lack of any color whatsoever, and White is the combination of the entire spectrum.

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6. My iotw screen name makes better sense…

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7. To mention abortions, unoriginality, copy & paste, thugs, & elbow ash makes me wonder if any of these black folk have any self-awareness whatsoever?

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8. Actually, I’m quite offended…that not a single one made me laugh.

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9. Outdoor you-know-who, there is a fallacy in there.

   If you got all your paint colors and mixed them up it would be black.

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10. With all those they still couldn’t come up with Casper?

    Niggers, coons, porch monkeys, baboons, thugs, & silverback seem to be all we Whites need to offend the brothas…

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11. Unawareness… that’s how I felt when I read “Thin-Lipped Monkeys.”

    That would make them Thick-Lipped Monkeys. Why would you even go there?

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12. @Anon
    FEBRUARY 14, 2023 AT 10:07 PM

    That is incorrect. If you mix a broad crossection of paints you get a sickly grey-pueple.

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13. No one should be offended by any slurs unless you feel it hits home.

    I don’t even know what a cracker is. Is it the savory treat, or the “whip cracker”? I don’t get it, therefore it doesn’t resonate.

    I’m not saying slurs toward ethnicities cannot be hurtful, but for the most part they are just stupid, trite generalizations. I’d much rather get granular if I mean to inflict harm and talk about their ugly sneakers. That would really be painful.

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14. When they speak of color they are talking about spectral light, not paint.

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15. Sippin’ Coffee, depends on how much black you use.

    Anyway, it won’t be Dutchboy White.

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16. And yes, if you mixed all your paint you’d never get black. You’d get some muddied gray.

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17. If blacks are truly offended, it wouldn’t be in their lexicon.
    They use it in music, to greet one another, etc.

    I do agree Fur, that being called an asshole should be a bigger offense than nearly any other word when you think about it.
    I doubt any blacks really takes serious offense, they just want to gain some power by policing who can and can’t say the word.

    They really can’t come up with an equivalent word for Whites, so they simply call every White person racist.

    Think about it though, years ago you rarely heard the term “white supremacist.”
    Now it’s used to denounce any & everything they don’t like or agree with.
    That is the new leftist cudgel…

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18. They left out Great Shootin’ Honky.

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19. If there ever were an equivalent word that offended White folks in the same manner as nigger, NO BLACK PERSON WOULD EVER BE PUNISHED, CANCELLED, SHAMED, EXPELLED, DEMONIZED, or even mildly rebuked for using it. EVER!

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20. Whaaaaattt Eevvvvvveeeerrr.

    Too much to read.

    I like the classics: Honkie & Cracker.
    They real make my black customer laugh.

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21. I’m actually amazed that certain people can speak intelligible English and use real words.

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22. I’m not a honkee, I’m a honker. Get outta the left lane!

    Anybody remember Ofay? It’s been a while.

    How about dough-doughs? (I just made that one up.)

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23. It is kind of disappointing that “Master” didn’t make the list…

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24. I’m thinking the white gay student union actually wrote that list for them. And then cried all night. Dear Auburn’s Black Student Union, you can call me anything you want, just don’t call me late for the watermelon. If you weak bastards let some one else define you, and live by it, you should just kill yourself and get it over with.

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25. mashed RUSSET potatoes without butter

    Now that might offend my senses.

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26. ^^^ I didn’t see that one. Now I’m pissed. Lol

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27. Them niggas are funny! Dumb, but funny!

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28. This stupid, lame list of “insults” against whites seems the handiwork of Demwit Millennials. They don’t have much imagination. “Frosty the Snowman?”, “Glue bottles?”, “Lightbulbs!?”… WHAT!? Not insults. That list is childish – an effort in futility.

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29. Another page for the black history book!!

    Is it up to 10 pages or only 9? I lost count.

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30. Guess we know now why there’s no negro William Shakespeare … or Homer … or Goethe …

    mortem tyrannis
    izlamo delenda est …

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31. Sticks and stones!

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32. I can only think of one TRULY insulting word. A word that embodies fear and hate, centuries of slavery and torment, a word for those who mock God and denigrate man, a word for those who act on the vilest human impulses ever to oppress and even destroy their fellow man. A word SO foul that it describes EVERY American slave owner, every politician that fought to preserve slavery, and every politician that stood against civil rights. A word that encompasses members of the KKK and persecuters of Christans, destroyers of the Black community and deriders of the very foundations of the United States. A word for people who would destroy economies, start wars, and cause mass starvation all in an unslakable thirst for personal political power. A word for people who would use the law as a weapon even as they destroy the rule of law. A word for people who steal half the income of every American and use it to aggrandize themselves, foment wars, and imprision the very people they steal from. A word for people who would poison their own citizens physically with a biological weapon that was supposed to fight another biological weapon which they ALSO created. A word for people who teach children to reject the body God gave them and deny their own DNA.

    A word for the most powerful evil of our time, second only to satan himself and who serve the devil and would usurp even his throne in hell.

    This is the most vile word in the English language, steeped in hatred and bitterness and covered in the blood of millions of innocents from unborn babies to murdered seniors, and laughing in gleeful anticipation of the blood of millions more to come.

    This most disgusting of words, this most vile of monikers, this one name above ALL others that should make ANY people, but most especially BLACK people, recoil in horror and revulsion, is simply this.

    “Democrat”.

    I’m sorry I had to say that.

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33. If black people are spending that much time and energy thinking up alternate names for white people it may explain bad grades in school.
    They should put their brain power into actual learning.
    Like Thomas Sowell, Ben Carson and other wonderful role models.

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34. …you would think people who pride themselves on coming up with amusing battle raps on the fly and “playing the dozens” would be MUCH more creative than this, but you’d be wrong…

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35. They forgot Inventors of Everything (except maybe gunpowder and we sure improved on that).

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36. This has been an excellent read. Much thought put in by many and it should be required reading for the Auburn Black Student Union.
    Sometimes people should open their minds before their mouths.

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37. To me, it appears the wedge is getting driven deeper.

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38. I couldn’t care less what they call us but they use the N word as a license to beat the shit (in a group of course) out of us.There should not be a word in the English language that we can’t use.

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39. I didn’t see “racist” on the list, I wonder how they could have overlooked that one.

    Betty Crocker was repeated.

    The pejoratives weren’t that offensive, crude and ugly at times by mostly puerile and stupid, like their hearts really weren’t in it so the insult never really lands.

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40. The best part of their lame attempt to be offensive is when you smile and smirk at their childish antics and they get really pissed because you aren’t offended.

    It’s hilarious that your smirk and slow shake of your head insults them even more than their over-the-top effort does you.

    Lefties have given me a lot of practice at this. While sitting out back with my friend, the 20-something BF of his youngest step daughter came and sat with us and remarked about a lefty sitting with a couple of conservatives like it was a big deal his friends would find special.

    We just looked at each other and shrugged.

    They really do live in a false world.

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41. I learned in Boot Camp in 1969, a tumultuous time, every person to my right and left were OD Green.
    Every person regardless of ethnicity was evaluated by their character, knowledge and experience. Any person who fails any of the three, will get you killed.

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42. I’m actually kind of impressed. I didn’t think they were smart enough to come up with a list like that.

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43. I don’t need a bunch of silly names to call some people, I use the old standard one.

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44. I have a cousin who was a teenager in the 60’s and living near Paris, France as his dad was stationed there with the Air Force. He and some of his American buddies formed a rock & roll band and called themselves the Honkers. That was what the Air Force brats called French people because of their huge noses.

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45. I’ll see your slurs and raise with ‘Porch Monkey’.