Today’s Winner of the Internet – IOTW Report

Today’s Winner of the Internet

Karyn Wins!

38 Comments on Today’s Winner of the Internet

  1. Persons that demand others use their “preferred pronouns” are actually demanding that others participate in their sexual fetish… isn’t that what a rapist does? Asking for several friends.

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  2. Nice nose ring, do you have one in your penis as well?

    And did she pay for that frappa-whateverthehell drink she made for herself?

    The evil side of me bathes in the deliciousness of her boss seeing this and firing her for theft. But then I figure this is the high end of her skill set and at least she is paying taxes and not a total drain on society.

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  3. Well, I’m not playing along with your warped fantasy. Respect the fact I dont care about your “pronouns”.
    God made you a girl! Get used to it. Male and Female are the only sexes and genders that exist. Stop hating yourself and discover the gift of womanhood. That’s unique and wonderful in itself. Being unique does not have to include being a lunatic.

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  4. Last time I checked, anybody demanding to be referred to as They/Them had multiple personality disorder or an identity crisis going on at the least! More of the Left normalizing mental illness!

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  5. Got scolded in an early 70’s college classroom for using the word “gals” by a contemporary beotch (50 years ago!) But today, women not only accept the word “guys” applied to themselves, they also approve of being called “dude.”

    Duuude!

    Okay, dude. Fine. Make me a damn SAMMICH And it better have bacon on it!

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  6. I ignore this bull shit. She ain’t asking for much except to be “Mis Gendered”. Otherwise it wouldn’t look like a fat Hispanic dyke. These things are by far the weakest segment of the population and will parish first. I refuse to play their little game.

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  7. It/What is advertising that that over-calorie drank makes you fat and stupid. Plus, that isn’t whipped cream, it’s a soy-based (aka edamame) misgendering agent.

    PS Nose rings went out with 1950’s Bugs Bunny cartoon bulls.

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  8. Speaking of nose rings, two new guys showed up to work at the construction site yesterday. When I saw they both had the same exact nose rings. I asked them if they were married? One guy was offended the other guy said no. Still not sure what the nose ring supposed to mean? Help me out here? I will probably get in trouble for it, who knows?

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  9. I make my Coffee at HOME to AVOID having to TIP Fuckups!

    PS. Maybe screw a 4″x6″ aluminum plate to your forehead so we can see it easier rather than making us look at your Tits They/Zir/Them.

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  10. Hate to break it to ya, toots, but I will not be a participant in your delusion….EVER.

    Now do the world a favor, find the tallest building in your area, go to the roof and jump off said building. Perhaps on your way down, you’ll learn that there are certain basic laws of nature that cannot be changed regardless of how much you believe it to be true.

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  11. Yet another reason why I would never go to Starbucks; after placing your order you say,”Thank you Miss”, she/it gets offended and either spits in your drink or puts one of her ball sack pubic hairs in it…………no thanks.

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  12. Toenex, I think it’s some kind of code. If the ring is gold then you are the Butch but if it’s silver then you are the Bitch. Of course, they get it confused so for simplicity’s sake they go both ways.

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  13. I’m getting sick and effing tired of this nose ring shit. I’ve noticed lately that a lot of older women (mid 40’s and up) are also wearing the damn things. As much as I hate the blue, purple and green colored hair, the nose ring has to be the stupidest damn thing a woman can do to themselves.

    Oh and by the way, eff your pronouns. I’ve made a pact with myself to never give in and use them so you feel all comfy inside. It’s a harsh world out there, so get used to it.

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  14. ”I’m not asking for much here…”
    – says the attention-seeking weirdo who wants you to play crazy as well.

    And I still can’t figure out why ONE person insists on being called the plural of SEVERAL people.
    That’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard.

    Mental illness is rampant among these shitbirds.

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  15. In the olden days….
    the gypsies put nose rings on a bear, so it would dance to the tambourine for tips.

    So I guess nose rings are still serve to solicit gratuities.
    Not buying though.

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  16. Seaoh

    I see plenty of young people around that have their shit together. The amount of these freaks is a little disturbing until you realize they are the old fat unpopular kids our generation had. Die your hair pink, get a nose ring, put on a M95 mask, and join the freak show.

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  17. @Brad FEBRUARY 15, 2023 AT 2:47 PM

    “Die your hair pink, get a nose ring, put on a M95 mask, and then use that as an excuse for being a pathetic miserable failure who never put any effort into developing a skill that others are willing to recognize as valuable enough to pay for you to provide them with.

    Fuck them, I look for solutions, I don’t waste time looking for or setting up an excuse to not deliver.

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  18. Tell me please, on what occasion when talking to someone first person would you have to use pronouns? If I am talking about the sad mixed up person to someone else I would use pronouns. But not directly to her. Right? Am I missing something?

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  19. Brad,

    re: “Plenty of Young people around that have their shit together.”

    I did a service call for 2 Young girls running a Pet Grooming Shop yesterday. They were very nice to me and not angry that the HVAC needed something.
    They were working so hard and motivated that I decided to give them the service call for FREE. $350-ish No Charger.

    Cheers.

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  20. If I’m ever cornered into telling people what my pronouns are – it’s lord and master.

    If they refuse to honor them it will prove my point that they are full of nonsense. If they do honor them, I’ll be entertained by their nonsense.

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