He now has a permanent vagina facial.
A young man has been slammed on social media after having a tattoo of a vagina inked across his right cheek.
Veteran artist Michael Ralph, 40, was tasked with tattooing the intimate image on the face of his 26-year-old client, who has not been publicly identified.
The ink master told NeedToKnow.Online that he initially thought the man was playing a prank when he received the raunchy request.
“I got a message that read: ‘I would like to set an appointment to get a semi-realistic vagina tattooed on my face more specifically in my sideburn,’ ” Ralph recalled.
“My first thought was, ‘Am I reading this right?’ ” Ralph — who is based in Washington, DC, — said. “I read it again, and there was no mistake. My second thought was ‘Did he lose a bet?’ “
After receiving the request, the tattooist told the client to wait a month to make sure it wasn’t a “spur-of-the-moment decision.”
To the artist’s surprise, the client followed up 30 days later, saying he was still interested in the ink.
“I told him it may close doors of opportunity that would be open if he didn’t have a vagina tattooed on his face — that he may lose his job or not get hired in the future,” Ralph stated.
ht/ woody
It can be seen HERE
I guess it’s better than getting the bottom surgery is about the only good thing I can say about it.
Oh, and a good example of why face tattoos are always a bad idea.
His mama must be proud.
There once was a man from Nantucket.
Maybe he got tired of taking it in the mouth.
I’m confused. Do you now use Clearasil or Vagisil?
Say what? – I bet he’s not.
So if his beard ever comes in (he looks like he’s 12), I wonder how he will trim his sideburns? Brazilian?
He can always call it a birth mark 😉
So are tattoo artists like bakers in that they are required to do whatever a customer asks of them?
It’s just a ‘tongue in cheek’ tattoo statement…..
First, get ready for purposful TMI. The detailed tattoo shows only the opening of the vagina, which is internal and shaped like a tube. The mental case’s tattoo also includes a labia, urethra and clitoris…on his face!
The sick bastard is a walking female genitalia anatomy chart.
Perfect example of how the left’s sex-oriented “education” has taken hold in a very psychotic way – as intended.
He’d better watch out because he’s gonna attract only cats and lesbians to want to lick that pussy off of his face. I’ve seen some ridiculous whole face tattoos but this one is the absolute worst.
Hope he’s a tough bastard.
He’s going to be called pussy a lot.
Guess it’s better than dickhead?
That’s gonna look like a dead Octopus on the side of his head when he’s sixty.
Not much stupider looking than 99% of other tattoos I’ve seen
Wonder if it’s one of those “scented tattoos.”
@Dr. Tar: “Oh, and a good example of why face tattoos are always a bad idea.”
I think what he did was good for him. It’s permanent, he will always be known as the pussy faced guy. He’s young, so his life is ruined and he participated in it, he doesn’t care nor should anyone. I certainly don’t.
Gives a whole new meaning to ‘fuck face.’
On the upside… he probably won’t be called dikhed anymore…
Moron: “Did you just call me a P_SSY to my face?”
Me: “Of course! It’s right there, isn’t it?”
“ — that he may lose his job or not get hired in the future,” Ralph
I think that was the intent.
Scratch and sniff?
That’s not a vagina. That’s a vulva, a lovely thing in its proper place, but the opposite of lovely on the face of an imbecile exhibitionist.
The jokes will be endless if he gets it done at the Waffle House…
I’d fuck it
That’s going to be a big hit in prison when he goes there.
@Cynic — I can hear it now…
“Aw, I missed. Here’s a Q-Tip.”
There was a woman wh went to a tattoo artist to get an image of Paul Newman on one inner thigh and Robert Redford on the other inner thigh.
After he finished, he held up a mirror for her to see.
She got all upset and said he had totally screwed up.
The tattoo artist pulled in a guy off the street to give a second opinion.
The guy was a bit drunk, but he gave his assessment.
He said, “The one on the left looks a little like Robert Redford and the one on the left looks a little like Paul Newman, …
The one in the middle has to br Willie Nelson.”
Eventually this Idiot will get arrested for something.
When he eventually ends up in jail, his bunk mates will have something to look at as the Fuck His Ear.
He’ll be in the Navy in a couple of years.