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What If They Offered You a Free Case of Bud Light?

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To combat those losses and its tarnished reputation with customers, the country’s largest brewer is trying to “make amends” with wholesale distributors who’ve suffered from the controversial partnership, the Wall Street Journal reported.

The company reportedly plans to spend more money on marketing Bud Light with new ad campaigns and will send each wholesale distributor employee a free case of Bud Light. More

45 Comments on What If They Offered You a Free Case of Bud Light?

  1. I just read yesterday that Costco was selling Bud Light 36 packs for under 15 bucks which comes to about .41 a can. No thanks not even at that extremely cheap price for lousy beer. Can they take all the Bud Light cans out to a skeet range, load them into a trap shooter and fling them into the air for guys with 12 gauge shot guns to blow the hell out of them? I’d pay to watch that.

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  2. @aircubed — Yep, that’s my first thought, too. I’ve never shot at any can that wasn’t empty but I imagine you’d get good visuals when you hit a full can with a heavy and/or fast-moving bullet!

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  3. The good ol boys could call it the Redneck beer can shooting Olympics. And just think how much money they could make off of all those blown apart aluminum beer cans at the local recycler. Pull, Bam, Pull, Bam etc. and a great time was had by all. It’d be better than pumpkin chunkin.

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  4. I wonder what the Dylan Mulvaney can is worth? It was never issued, but I imagine sometime in the future some rich weirdo will be willing to pay a great deal of money to acquire one or more. Still, I’d never touch it. It’s the principle of the thing and living with myself knowing I did something that actually encouraged them in their deviancy.

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  5. Using geoff the aardvark’s figures:

    At $0.41 per Can x 1.36 Canuckistan Exchange rate = $0.56 Canuck per can.

    Most Beers up here are $45.50 for 24 Cans = $1.90
    (equal to $1.40 USD)

    The take away:
    1) FREE HEALTH CARE MY ASS!

    2) Still Cheaper than buying Paper targets at the range…
    Plus I can get my 5 Cent deposit back per can. I think i might be go for it.

    Cheers.

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  6. I say AB should donate all the Butt Light to the Navy, likely the queerest of all the services. News item on Breitbart says the Navy has a drag queen “ambassador” who is supposed to persuade other pervs to Join The Navy.

    As Winston Churchill once said of the Royal Navy: It was best known for “Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash”.

    Queers and all other perverts and pederasts will be our downfall.

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  7. Tim Buktu, it ain’t my Navy that I served in 50 years ago. I wouldn’t encourage anyone to join the Navy now. The Bear whiz beer commercial had me laughing. Now for the Barnacle bros. parody commercial that Rush used to play on his program along with Spatula City commercial and his other parody commercials, those were the best.

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  8. I wonder if anyone will take note that Mulvaney’s followers are predominantly under the age of 21.
    Why Bud thought it would be a great idea to actively market alcohol to minors is anybody’s guess.
    And I have yet to meet a straight guy that wants to be associated with a tranny by the beer he drinks.
    I sure hope the Corporate Equity Index is worth it to these idiots, chasing the woke agenda.

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  9. they have to get it moving off the shelves somehow
    it would be pretty bad optics if they just buried it at the dump
    if they do give it away, they are getting back exactly what it is worth

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  10. Don’t be so negative guys.
    Take it for free, leave it in the garage, and if a storm disrupts your water supply you can use this crap to flush the toilets.

    Maybe you can water the tomatoes with it?

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  11. I would pour the poison swill out and then make 24 cool alcohol camping stoves for my Boy Scouts. Of course I would try to integrate the image of disphoria into the design with emphasis on the flaming area…

  12. Ain’t nuthin free.

    “Would you trade your soul for a case of shitty queer beer?”
    Would be a more accurate question.

    mortem tyrannis
    izlamo delenda est …

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