Squirts is a bad nickname to have.
Sharts is even worse.
But “Shit Fer Pants” may induce hara-kiri.
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Sucker-punching anyone is such a dishonorable gutless move, deserving of shunning by real men. He should just transition now and spend the rest of his life wearing a dress.
“Sucker-punching anyone is such a dishonorable gutless move, deserving of shunning by real men”
TRUTH. But that’s our world now. Watch their posture, watch their hands, watch their eyes. And always expect it.
More Low T fisticuffs. The Russians are gonna kick our asses.
Duke Shitsfadden. He was special…
He’ll never live that down. Forget going to HS reunions.
except for that right jab from the defender, I’ve seen better girl fights in junior high school
what’s w/ all the wrestling grabs & holds? … two jocks sniffing? over-extension of a towel-snapping fight in the locker room?
attacker grabs defender around the legs, defender immediately locks arms around attacker’s chest. this ain’t wrestling! it’s kick-ass survival! how about an elbow to attacker’s shoulder? or back? or head? grab some hair! some ear! pound both fists, together, on his head! kidney punch ffs!
yes Brad, I cringe that these males, w/ the limpest handshakes ever!, are the future of our once great nation
A friend of mine went to high school with a guy who acquired the nickname, Shit Stain. It was said he got it for the obvious reason. That would be a tough one to live with.
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
One of the Gyms I am a member at is an MMA Gold affiliate. There is hope. Believe me.
Beat the crap out of him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06CKQObhsTk
Kill the motherfucker.
“Hey dad, got in a fight today”
“Did you win?”
“Depends.”
He was just Downloading some Corn…
The football players at my school were notorious for the sucker punch. You’d be walking down the hall, minding your own business and boom, stars. The teachers got a big kick out of it. Of course, if you fought back it was suspension.
How to defend yourself properly…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3ALdpQiIGg
I thought the point of the dry gulch was to take the guy out so there wouldn’t be any shitting and rassling.
Maybe I musunderstood.
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
Don’t believe this is duplication of what a friend of mine was capable of. His punch not only knocked you unconscious, but had sufficient force to cause you to empty your bowels as you went down.
Scary if you saw it done. Not every time, but more than one occasion.
Believe it was sufficient force to cause the interruption of involuntary brain function. Kind of like some of the Tyson punches I’ve seen on film, but don’t know that they also shit themselves.