Not Sure if Sitting Next to Her at a Party Would Be Fun or Fatal – IOTW Report

Not Sure if Sitting Next to Her at a Party Would Be Fun or Fatal

She is out of her mind… It’s not a beautiful mind, but it’s oddly entertaining.

31 Comments on Not Sure if Sitting Next to Her at a Party Would Be Fun or Fatal

  1. I don’t know, this woman was more rational and coherent than anything spouted by Ezra Klein, Jerry Nadler, Paul Krugman, Dan Goldman, or Rachel Maddow.

    Her strategy was wrong, however. If she went in and just shoplifted, the cops would not have been called.

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  2. The only thing I can say, a question actually, have you ever purchased a phone at T Mobile? We purchased one for the wife there two weeks ago and I’m still trying to get that experience out of my mind. 5 HOURS!!!!!! I’m pretty sure we both sounded like this woman once we escaped.

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  3. Obviously, my damn sister-in-law picked the lock on the attic door.

    Wait… (phone ringing)

    Hello. Who’s this? Greyscale? Who? What? You say, “you’d hit that!”?

    (slams the receiver down)

    Damn, I wanted to renew my Vehicle Warranty.

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  4. I’ve seen the Obama tents for Obama phones and people sign up and get a phone in a matter of minutes as long as they show they have a food stamp card or welfare card. It always makes me wonder when I see them how much the government is paying them to hand out free phones.

    I hate going into any cell phone place, doesn’t matter who the carrier is, they all take forever and they’re enough to drive you crazy.

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  5. We had a lady like that on the job site at some condos.
    She got arrested for assault on one of our managers then missed her court date. Got arrested again. HOA rented a cop to hang out. We did the work while she was in jail. She was out by 2 o’clock and we made sure we were done by then.
    You’ve been served.
    Worked like a charm.

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  6. She’s a “functioning” schizophrenic. Crazy as a betsy/bessie bug yet capable of situation awareness. You see how fast she left the store when she knew the police were coming.

    The dog looks well cared for…for now. However, if she gets completely off her meds she’ll be too distracted to function well at all. If so, hope someone else will take good care of that cute puppy.

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  7. Wow, talk about streams of consciousness and word salad!

    Reminds me of the t-shirt that reads “Psychotics build worlds in the air and neurotics I’ve in them…”

    Whole bunch of shennagans going on here boss…☺

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