When I worked as a mail sorter years ago in Spokane for the USPS we would occasionally come across letters for Titsville, Ritzville, Wa., Boner’s Ferry, Bonners Ferry, Idaho etc. I don’t know if they were deliberate misspellings or a joke but it was always funny coming letters like that. As long as the zip code was right it got sent to the right town or city misspelled or not.
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And there’s liebary instead of library. Febuary instead of February. And can’t ebonics also be a form of an egg corn or malapropism used by ignorant and dumb black people? Or is that racist.
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“I got, whaddacallit, a pornographic memory” – Archie Bunker
Bratash wat chu Gina due
Paging Leo Gorcey
Let’s go Brandon.
I smoked some weed and couldn’t make sense of what anyone was saying. Stoned deaf for sure.
Maaaaan – yew could swing a dead horse around here without hitting a single malaprop!
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/princess-anne-takes-extraordinary-shot-across-the-bowels-of-king-charles-in-rare-interview/ar-AA1aEsol?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=U531&cvid=c2fe154a53324276a602d6aeb13284c7&ei=61#image=1
Probably weren’t the first time something’s been shot across Chuck’s bowels, knowwuddimean?
And then there’s adding letters to words that don’t belong.
Warsh instead of wash…
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When I worked as a mail sorter years ago in Spokane for the USPS we would occasionally come across letters for Titsville, Ritzville, Wa., Boner’s Ferry, Bonners Ferry, Idaho etc. I don’t know if they were deliberate misspellings or a joke but it was always funny coming letters like that. As long as the zip code was right it got sent to the right town or city misspelled or not.
And there’s liebary instead of library. Febuary instead of February. And can’t ebonics also be a form of an egg corn or malapropism used by ignorant and dumb black people? Or is that racist.
“I got, whaddacallit, a pornographic memory” – Archie Bunker
THAT’S HOW THEY FUCK YOUR BRAIN.
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https://www.bitchute.com/video/pBx6rjdx63fh/
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A patchy fog >> Apache fog
The bad moon is on the rise >> The bathroom is on the right
and kudos to Patrick Stewart for pronouncing comfortable like the word comfort followed by able, not the pig ignorant “cumf turr bull”
I love these. 😂
I shouldn’t start but here goes.
In the history of combustion, mother has ever “caught on fire”. Things have caught fire or been set on fire but never “caught on fire”.
Also, nothing has ever happened “on accident”
I know you “could care less”, “so don’t I”
“Mother” should be “nothing”
-sigh-