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Friday Fun – RUIN IT

Friday, 30 June 2023, 20:28 BFH Uncategorized 2053

2,053 Comments on Friday Fun – RUIN IT

  607. I just noticed a commentor named “No Squabblers” wrote:
    “Brad Company”

    Well fucking done!
    After my own heart.
    1 quadrillion-septillion thumb ups!

    My vote for thread winner if you know what I mean.
    Ruined that motherfucking band dead like the thread was meant to.
    Drove them in the ground!
    Would have ended the band before they began.
    Even with the awesome tuneage like “How About That” and all their other great songs.
    Perfection.

    Now I’m pissed at myself for not thinking of it myself.
    FUCK ME!
    I’m slipping!
    I need another drink…
    *Sigh

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  615. I can just see it, Saturday morning in Florida, 11 AM Eastern time, Big Fur Hat rolls out of bed after paying & sending his evening companion on her way, logs on to see his “Friday Fun” thread has 1,842 comments…

    *Fucking Loco & Chalupa with 27% of them

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  625. Tree Dog Night
    Spammy Hagar
    Gladys Knight and the Pimps
    Simon & Garfuckel
    PU2
    The Kinky
    The Polite
    The Crash
    Grateful Dad
    The Neverly Brothers
    The Splatters
    Jockson 5
    Red Hot Chili Preppers
    Public Enema
    Small Feces
    Thin Lizzo

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  627. Allah’s On The Watchtower

    There must be some kind
    Of blade over here
    Said the Mullah to the Thief
    There’s too many contusions
    I cant make this chop nest

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  654. In Durham/Chapel Hill NC a long while back there was a popular local group with what I still think was the greatest band name EVER:

    SORRY ABOUT DRESDEN

    So, here’s the entry: Worry About Dresden

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  767. BFH – what is the record for number of replies on a single thread? This one has to be close.

    Also, this thread brings back memories of the early days contests. Just sayin’…

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  795. I see some people liked “Guns n’ Moses”. Yeah, they’re former Mossad agents turned punk rockers who had this monster hit

    Take me down to the Beirut City
    Where the cars explode
    And the girls are pretty

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  801. Hey Lennie! Good to have a thread I can sink my teeth into again! And Loco declared a close personal friend of mine and protege the winner of this thread – so I guess I’m back baby!! 🙂

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  803. This thread is the feel-good hit of the early Summer.
    It brought back many recognizable avatars like Immortal Fish, Chalupa, Tracy, etc.
    Along with new folks, at least new to me.
    800+ comments, many of them very clever, many of them drunkenly composed.
    But enough about me…

    Let’s get this MF to 1-F’in-K bitches!

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  842. Lennie – we were doing Joe Biden album covers on Facebook and I came up with Up Up And Oy Vey by The Fifth Dementia – someone made a killer meme out of it for me. I wish I could share it here.

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  850. Few that come to mind.
    Pearl Ham
    Electric Fight Orchestra
    Talking Beads
    Nine Inch Fails
    Red Bot Chili Peppers
    Hooker T. & the M.G.s
    Public Enema
    The Beagles
    Bed Zeppelin
    The Peach Boys
    Keep Purple
    Sing Crimson

    I am sure I missed a whole lot more.

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  877. The Su-Preens

    Linda One-nightStandt

    Bill Haley and the Vomits

    Jam and Bean

    The Big Whopper

    Paul McCartney and Wangs

    Joke-o Ono

    Fleetwood Mac & Cheese

    The Aintations

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  1012. I think we’ve been over a thousand before – some of the old timers might remember when the thumbs went bonkers and worked like a joystick – people were getting 700 likes for comments. It took Admin Girl awhile to figure it out. Meanwhile, it was a hoot 🙂 There’s Doc – give him a thousand likes lol

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  1021. The most memorable contest for me was Name The Gay Mosque At Ground Zero. Mr. Pinko I think fed our answers to Greg Gutfield and Glenn Beck and they were reading them on the air. It was hysterical 🙂

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  1733. …well, if its obscure Pink Floyd song titles;

    Set Controls For The Heart Of Yor Son

    Careful With That Axe Reginea

    Shine On You Crazy Allman (there he is again)

    Welcome To The Regime

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  1737. @Tired Lurker

    Have you never wanted to act like a 16 yr-old again and tell 16 yr-old jokes with a bunch of other old guys who want to be 16 yr-old kids again?

    It’s kinda fun, you should give it a try.

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  1865. I know that STFU isn’t in any of ya’lls vocabulary, but could you please put this shit to bed. Ya’ll ain’t funny and there is only 4 or 5 of ya’ll that thinks you’re clever. Quit polluting the comment section. Thank you

  1902. Yo-Ho-Ho and a Battle of Rump

    @Tired Lurker — Disdain for wordplay, especially puns, is a sure sign of inadequate early language development. I’d guess your mama didn’t have much to say to you.

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  1911. LocoBlancoSaltine AT 7:16 PM

    …I can write an opera, if you like.

    Or an Oparah, in keeping with the theme of this thread…

    (to the tune of the chorus from “March Of The Toreadors” from Bizet’s “Carmen”)

    -Never a fat assed, racist Black chick be!
    Heart full of hate,
    And a gay mate.

    Despite, the many millions she’s accrued,
    Her soul, in hate is stewed!

    If all thats in her heart,
    Is that she’s Black,
    Then happiness she’ll always lack!-

    https://youtu.be/T61XD5sPPEs&t=1m18s

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  1975. CRACKERS!!!!! You people are still doing this?

    Incorrectly?

    It’s change a band name with one (1) letter.

    Not run with scissors through entire song titles.

    Observe:

    ‘Duran Duran’ with one simple switcheroo it becomes….

    FUCKING GAY.

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  1977. @Burr — Uh, we had a breakdown somewhere around aisle 6. Nothing to worry about, simply a classic thread hijacking and repurposing. Or reporpoising, I’m not sure which. Now were’ just doing wordplay on anything connected-ish to music. Welcome aboard!

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  2024. Personally, I find some entertainment that the rule of this has been completely tossed out yet it continues on anyway.

    BAND name.

    A BAND NAME CHANGED WITH ONE LETTER !!

    People have switched to song names and even started changing several words along the way instead of just ONE letter.

    What are we doing here? We need a re-definition of the game if Loco’s entries are the norm. Not to pick on Loco, he just has the most recent entries as I post this.

    Whatever.

    I do like how it hasn’t died yet.

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