It’s a Bit Sped Up, But Still Don’t Know Whether To Laugh Or SMH

20 Comments on It’s a Bit Sped Up, But Still Don’t Know Whether To Laugh Or SMH

1. A SUCKER BORN EVERY SECOND (ADJUSTED FOR INFLATION)

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2. I’d be afraid of that “ride” on its best day. Barf!

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3. and THAT is why we don’t ride crappy carnival rides… anymore!

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4. Shithole countries don’t require an “Emergency Stop” button.
   “Can’t stop, won’t stop!”

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5. Ya know Carnies smoke a lot of dope.

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6. carnivals … where you entrust your live to one simple worn-out cotter pin maybe, or maybe not, installed by a meth-addled Carnie grub.

   you roll the dice & take your chances … “hey, carnie! this ride’s safe, right?”
   ” … was last week in Hognuckle, Arkansas.”

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7. When I was 12-15 years old I always went down to the carney every summer (twice, 4th of July and Labor Day) to help set up and tear down. They had me turning nuts and bolts, how tight, I don’t know. Anyway, I never rode the rides and I got paid in cash at the end of the day. My mom wasn’t happy about what I was doing but she was happy I was bringing in some spending money.

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8. Ride operator too drunk to pull the cord out of the socket?

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9. The Pinochet helicopter rides had a worse experience, but for a better purpose…

   https://i.redd.it/1zo0byc63ku31.jpg

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10. I find it hard to believe that thing is properly balanced but, I’ve NEVER thought it wise to tempt fate.

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11. Who says there’s no such thing as a perpetual motion machine?

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12. Try to look at the horizon. Meh, who am I kidding. Here comes all that crappy carnival food right back up.

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13. That’s an aneurysm waiting to happen.

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14. Didn’t see a line of people waiting to ride.

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15. I wonder how much the government spent on NASA’s fancy centrifuge?

    Bet it was more than a Carnival ride ticket.

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16. In Russia, carnival ride barfs on you.

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17. “We knew the risk before getting on that ride, the adventure was more important.” Famous last words of the Titan passengers. Well, I was laughing the whole time saying Oh Crap!

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18. We used to take my friends metal detector to where all the crazy rides were when the carnival left.
    We would find coins,keys, jewelry and assorted goodies. They eventually moved the carnival to a paved area and ruined out fun.

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19. How else can you get that authentic NASA experience without going to astronaut school?
    Baked carnie, that’s how!

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20. I’m guessing they were passed out from the G’s or wishing they were.

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