21 Comments on You’ve Flipped Your Canoe… Now What?
#1: Don’t flip your canoe.
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Tony R AT 10:39 AM
“#1: Don’t flip your canoe.”
#2: If there are any other people or alcoholic
beverages in your canoe, Rule #1 becomes moot
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Boy Scouts, 1968. Canoeing merit badge, and rowing merit badge, were the only merit badges I got, cuz all I really wanted to do was go fishing . . .
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Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe come out and play with me?
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I can row a boat. Canoe?
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It’s advised not to stand in a canoe. The little man in the boat stands up when aroused.
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TRF: From my granddaughter:
Q: why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To look for the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The Chicken.
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Monday’s dad joke of the day, Why should you never count your money on an anthill? Because you might finance in your pants.
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Is the guy in the video named Tyler?
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I cut a big hole in the bottom of mine so I can just come up from the bottom. It’s not rocket science folks.
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You’re not supposed to flip your canoe?
Teenage me would have asked what is the purpose of canoeing then. The cooler has a clasp.
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I’ve never tipped a canoe, but I was once up Shit Creek without a paddle.
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It looked like he got more water out with his hands than the pouch.
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Say what – In today’s Political Correctness it’s known as being:
Up Feces tributary without locomotion
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Good to know.
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He learned how to right a canoe at Camp Tippecanoe.
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Did that lots in Boy Scouts, as a scout and as a leader. When we were planning a summer canoe trip we made sure all of the adults could get in – because you can drag a little kid in, the teens were all athletic, but the dads were a mix and were heavy. Key is to roll your butt, not to put your knee in.
Now let’s do launching and landing in heavy surf! 🙂 https://youtu.be/IBZXg5njLs0
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Better yet just stay on land.
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You’ve got your life jacket on, so just swim toward the shore and drag the canoe with you until you can touch bottom. Canoes have blocks of foam at each end so they won’t sink, even if upside down.
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Great….now do it all while not touching bottom.
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I’ll let you in on a little secret:
No one tips their canoe over; it’s just a convenient excuse for having lost all your firearms.
#1: Don’t flip your canoe.
Tony R AT 10:39 AM
“#1: Don’t flip your canoe.”
#2: If there are any other people or alcoholic
beverages in your canoe, Rule #1 becomes moot
Boy Scouts, 1968. Canoeing merit badge, and rowing merit badge, were the only merit badges I got, cuz all I really wanted to do was go fishing . . .
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe come out and play with me?
I can row a boat. Canoe?
It’s advised not to stand in a canoe. The little man in the boat stands up when aroused.
TRF: From my granddaughter:
Q: why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To look for the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The Chicken.
Monday’s dad joke of the day, Why should you never count your money on an anthill? Because you might finance in your pants.
Is the guy in the video named Tyler?
I cut a big hole in the bottom of mine so I can just come up from the bottom. It’s not rocket science folks.
You’re not supposed to flip your canoe?
Teenage me would have asked what is the purpose of canoeing then. The cooler has a clasp.
I’ve never tipped a canoe, but I was once up Shit Creek without a paddle.
It looked like he got more water out with his hands than the pouch.
Say what – In today’s Political Correctness it’s known as being:
Up Feces tributary without locomotion
Good to know.
He learned how to right a canoe at Camp Tippecanoe.
Did that lots in Boy Scouts, as a scout and as a leader. When we were planning a summer canoe trip we made sure all of the adults could get in – because you can drag a little kid in, the teens were all athletic, but the dads were a mix and were heavy. Key is to roll your butt, not to put your knee in.
Now let’s do launching and landing in heavy surf! 🙂
https://youtu.be/IBZXg5njLs0
Better yet just stay on land.
You’ve got your life jacket on, so just swim toward the shore and drag the canoe with you until you can touch bottom. Canoes have blocks of foam at each end so they won’t sink, even if upside down.
Great….now do it all while not touching bottom.
I’ll let you in on a little secret:
No one tips their canoe over; it’s just a convenient excuse for having lost all your firearms.