I Had a Chinese Joke… But it Didn’t Wok

74 Comments on I Had a Chinese Joke… But it Didn’t Wok

1. I have a Biden joke, but I can’t remember it
   ………………………….. I can’t find it
   ………………………………I can’t pronounce it
   ………………………………. I can’t shower with it
   ………………………………… I can’t hide it in my garage
   ……………………………………I can’t deposit it to a shell company

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2. I had a Petey-Butt joke but it was gay.

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3. I have an accounting joke….but it didn’t add up.

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4. I had a racist joke, but it made way too much sense.

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5. I had an anti-muslim joke, but it made way too much sense.

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6. I had an anti-abortion joke, but it made way too much sense.

   Gosh. Maybe I don’t get this one…

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7. I had a Teddy Kennedy joke, but nothing comes bubbling up to the surface

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8. Did my joke about the Avon Lady ring a bell?

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9. Maybe you told it Wong

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10. Had a ‘Hitler’ joke, but as it ‘progressed’ ‘socially’, it wasn’t funny anymore

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11. Had a Hillary joke, but it died from a ‘self-inflicted’ wound

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12. I had a Hillary joke, but I don’t want to go to prison.

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13. I have a Paul Pelosi joke, but I need to hammer it out

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14. I had a Rashida Tlaib joke, but it just too ugly.

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15. I had a Mayor Marion Berry joke, but I think the “Bitch done set me up!”

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16. If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

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17. I’m still waiting for Courtney Cox to marry David Zucker ….

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18. had a Jeffery Epstein joke, but got too hung up on it

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19. I had a German joke, but my computer is on the Fritz ….

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20. I had an Ethiopian joke, but the fuel supply got restricted ….

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21. My neighbor had a French joke, but then she got a Frog in her throat ….

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22. I was going to tell midget jokes, but I ran a little short on material ….

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23. I was going to tell fart jokes, but they really stunk ….

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24. I was going to tell constipated lesbian jokes, but then the dyke burst ….

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25. I was going to tell a Kamala Harris joke, but it sucked.

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26. ^^^^I was going to tell fart jokes, but the urge passed.

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27. I was hoping nobody would tell tell a Jeffrey Toobin joke before the close of the thread, but he beat it.

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28. I was going to tell a Biden joke, but it got lost…….in translation.

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29. I was going to tell a joke about inbred people, but they’re all the same

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30. I was going to tell a joke about getting older, but I couldn’t remember the punchline.

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31. I had a socialism joke but it doesn’t work.

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32. I wanted to tell a joke about a lost dog, but try as I might, it just wouldn’t come to me.

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33. I was going to tell a Jeffrey Dahmer joke, but the Iranians gave all the arms to the Palestinians ….

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34. I had a scientist joke, but it lost credibility.

    I had a Congress joke, no wait Clowngress IS a joke.

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35. I was going to tell a joke about a psychologist, but it was too analytical

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36. I had a joke all ready to go about women astronauts and tool bags, but I lost it.

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37. I was going to tell knock knock jokes, but then someone showed me the door ….

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38. I was going to tell a joke about dementia, but it wasn’t worth repeating.

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39. All your jokes are so funny I forgot to laugh.

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40. I … uhhh … you know …….. joke!

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41. I was going to tell a Brian Williams joke and realised he already told it….

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42. I was writing a complicated gay joke but quit, it was a pain in the ass.

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43. I had a knock, knock joke but no one came to the door.

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44. I had a funny John Kerry joke, until it wasn’t.

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45. working on a capitol police joke, but it turned into a negligent discharge

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46. Dija see the Obamboozler’s new book?
    Itz called “Fifty Ways To Wok A Dog”

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47. I had a liberal collage student joke, but it made no sense, didn’t work, and was too loud.

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48. I had a medical joke, but it died.

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49. Did you hear about the 2 Chinese guys who suddenly jumped out of the dark onto an unsuspecting stranger and yelled “Supplies.”

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50. Steve Brown WEDNESDAY, 15 NOVEMBER 2023, 23:45 AT 11:45 PM

    No one here is that old…

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51. Anymouse,
    I am.

    mortem tyrannis
    izlamo delenda est …

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52. I had a budget joke, but I’ll put it off til later

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53. I had a Palestinian rocket joke, but I hid it under a children’s hospital

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54. I had a Ukraine funding joke, but it got lost in the laundry

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55. I had a sheriff joke, but someone shot the sheriff.

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56. Did you hear the one about self respecting prosecutors?

57. I was going tell a gay joke butt fug it. I’ll wait till later.

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58. That was a joke, please clap.

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59. I was going to tell a cotton picking joke, but was told to get my cotton-picking hands off the keyboard.

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60. How did Helen Keller burn herself? She kept answering the iron.

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61. I was going to tell a psychiatrist joke, but it was too crazy.

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62. I had a joke about round tuits. But I didn’t get….

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63. I was going to tell a lawyer joke, but too many people objected.

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64. What do you call two lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? (A: a good start!)

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65. How many lawyers does it take to make a sandwich? It depends on how thin you slice them.

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66. what’s black & brown, looks good on a lawyer? a doberman

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67. how to tell a dead skunk in the road from a dead lawyer? skid marks leading up to the skunk.

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68. I had a joke; but, butt, one of the jokers above already used it.

69. I had a BFH joke, but it was old hat.

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70. STEVE

    Avon lady was ringing bells when my kids were kids!
    Not likely; but they may remember!

71. Gen M

    I DID NOT SHOT THE DEPUTY!

72. I had a David Carradine chicken joke, but got all choked up about it.

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73. JEB B

    Proof positive you were born a mental defective!

    YOU MISSPELLED “!”! dummopf!

74. Remember that deja vu joke I told you last weeK?