From the Shitter to the Slammer. (I guess one could say I am a titleist.)
Okay, you guys have a “go” of it.
From the Shitter to the Slammer. (I guess one could say I am a titleist.)
Okay, you guys have a “go” of it.
Comments are closed.
iOTWreport.com ©2024 ----- iOTWreport is not responsible for the content of comments. All opinions in comments are solely the commenter's.
From the can to the jug.
Flushed his life away…
On the Runs
…if he thinks he hates the bathroom now, wait ’till he gets to the shower later…
Urine Trouble Now
Dookie Houser
Scattica! Scattica!
…gotta play it where it lies…
The media was not privy to further details at this time.
Hide and Reek
…instead of a hole in one, they got one in a one-holer…
Police are searching for the remaining suspects, but have nothing to go on.
From the outhouse to the big house.
From the sweet grass to the crapping house.
…soooo, about that ball-washer…
We live between the infirmities.
A stench hole in one!
suspect gets the runs
Soup to nuts
This course has some unique hazards!
The perp got laid.
SHit faced again.
DINDO NUFFIN’S
That’s funny right there, I don’t care who you are
Looks like that golf course might go back to banning bluish people.
I laughed so hard! That was classic!
“It’s potty time.” When’s the last time that you saw an outhouse tipped over like that?
Crappiest back nine ever!
His prison nickname is going to be “Biohazard”
He’ll be “going” away for a long time.
A blind guy could pick him out of a lineup.
I had a joke about a perp being trapped in an overturned porta-potty, but it stunk.
it could have been worse for him. He could’ve been trapped in an outhouse at a vegan convention.
this whole thread doesn’t pass the smell test
… some sort of Coprophiliacs Anonymous support group?
& don’t get me started on the Honey Dipper jokes!
These perps had to “reek the whirlwind”.
Was the culprit using a Number One or Number Two Wood?
Whenever, usually several times a week, I talk about women’s outhouses/porta potties (like you might see on a golf course) I try to class it up a bit by calling them the Ladies’ Shitters.
Did they make him replace the divots in the portajohn before they let him out ?
Imagine which cop had to drive him to the station. Who drew the short straw this time…
He had the runs while heading for the outhouse but barely had the trots when heading for the cop shop.
Doctor Shotter! Doctor Shitter!
He’s a madman that is trapped in slime!
Here at the Shitty Twister, we’re dumpin’ shitty in en route. Give us an offer on our best selection of shitty. This is a shitty blowout!
All right, we got white shitty, black shitty, Spanish shitty, yellow shitty. We got hot shitty, cold shitty. We got wet shitty. We got smelly shitty.
If we don’t got it, you don’t want it. Come on in, shitty lovers!
He’s on tilt status.
Parting is such sweet sorrow.
Please stop throwing cigarette butts in the urinal! It makes them soggy and hard to light.
Is this potty wobbly or am I?
It takes one wipe to know you need two, but two wipes to know you only needed one.
And I want a toilet made out of solid gold, but it’s just not in the cards now, is it?
Where’d you get those clothes? The toilet store?
In 1972 when I lived in Portland, a honey dipper truck on a hot day was out by the Portland airport and forgot to close the spigot on his truck and drove for a mile or more spreading liquid shit all along the side of the road before the driver realized something was wrong because it was starting to stink really bad. I always thought that was funny and they probably fired the driver for doing a shitty job.
A dollar to a donut says perp will sue the kid’s family, the golf course and the porta-potty company and win a settlement.
It’s a slam dunk. A primo feces case.
Well, so much for that caddy.
Taking Toby Keith’s Shitty Golfer to the next level.
https://youtu.be/Mbr-pTgXXEg?si=nMzE5b73yvFl3dnr
We Were on the Third Hole and the greens took effect.
Dick In A Box.
Black Fece
Outed House.
bEAU DE TOILETTE
Unsanitary Confinement.
Jail Turd Bird.
John Swillinger.
Effluent Zimbalist Jr.
Colorectional Facility.
Dung-geon.
Chloreform School.
Stool Pigeon.
Consecration Camp.
Stalag #2
That’s what I like about this joint. Always high class intellectual subjects and discussion.
He’ll be hauled to jail in a stool bus.