What Will 2001 Be Like? – IOTW Report

What Will 2001 Be Like?

What the brainiac’s think the future will hold (from 1967).

Some of the predictions are very close, but most of the optimism doesn’t take into account human nature and the slide into insanity we are seeing today. Still, worth a laugh.

Video is 25.11 in length.

h/t Jason

Watch it HERE.

21 Comments on What Will 2001 Be Like?

  1. These guys seem to be pretty accurate.

    In the year 2525, if man is still alive
    If woman can survive, they may find
    In the year 3535
    Ain’t gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lie
    Everything you think, do and say
    Is in the pill you took today
    In the year 4545
    You ain’t gonna need your teeth, won’t need your eyes
    You won’t find a thing to chew
    Nobody’s gonna look at you
    In the year 5555
    Your arms hangin’ limp at your sides
    Your legs got nothin’ to do
    Some machine’s doin’ that for you
    In the year 6565
    You won’t need no husband, won’t need no wife
    You’ll pick your son, pick your daughter too
    From the bottom of a long glass tube

    In the year 7510
    If God’s a coming, He oughta make it by then
    Maybe He’ll look around Himself and say
    Guess it’s time for the judgment day
    In the year 8510
    God is gonna shake His mighty head
    He’ll either say I’m pleased where man has been
    Or tear it down, and start again

    In the year 9595
    I’m kinda wonderin’ if man is gonna be alive
    He’s taken everything this old earth can give
    And he ain’t put back nothing

    Now it’s been ten thousand years
    Man has cried a billion tears
    For what, he never knew, now man’s reign is through
    But through eternal night, the twinkling of starlight
    So very far away, maybe it’s only yesterday

    In the year 2525, if man is still alive
    If woman can survive, they may find

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  2. Hey, why are all those great big brains in 1967 white?
    None of them foresaw the leftist take over of all aspects of our society, and the resulting destruction of western civilization.

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  3. The Space Odyssey:2001 never happened like stoners (or I) thought it would back in 1968. Although maybe with AI we are on the verge of getting evil HAL type computers.

    When I first saw it in summer ’68, I was like “Wow, so cool”. But the whole story is utter nonsense, starting with that big black monolith coming to earth and kick-starting a bunch of monkeys to evolve into thinking humans. I’m surprised they didn’t have the monkeys sit down on front of typewriters so they could type out Hamlet in a week or two. All the rest of the movie after that was sheer bunkum.

    The book or screenplay was written by Arthur C. Clarke, a homosexual who went for young Ceylon boys. He had a twisted heart and mind.

    Sorry Sci-fi fans, but to me it is junk and not even worth the celluloid.

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  4. I remember The Thing. Based on the design of the WWII Wehrmacht version of the Jeep. One good thing about it is that it had all flat surfaces, so if you got a bended fender, you just had to unscrew it, remove it and plug in a new one.

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  5. 2001 I was at work and solely focused on work. Although I do remember 9/11, I think it should go without saying.

    In those days I was still a Bell head and read my BSPs and Station Service Manuals for the sake of being a better technician.

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  6. Back in the late 50’s I had an illustrated book about the future of automobiles like in 1980 and even 2000.

    I wish I still had it. I think my mom sold it to a dealer in the late 70s when she retired and downsized.

    She got $300 (in 1975 dollars) for a box of my brothers old comix. Fantastic Four was among his favorites.

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