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Woman caught masturbating on the beach gets arrested.
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If she had taken a dump on the beach instead, that probably would have been ok.
All she was doing was setting the crabs free.
Maybe if she did it to another woman at a Pride parade she would be a hero — especially if there were a lot of kids around.
Where were these women when I was single?
What a sack-bellied strumpet.
Hey if you rub it more than 3 times…
Strumpet!!! Fantastic description. I, personally, like trollop, but strumpet is a terrific alternative. Thanks, Anon!!
I don’t get it. She’s not hard to look at. I can’t believe she can’t get a date, male or female, to scratch that itch in a more appropriate setting. If it was a dude that reported her then he probably waited until she finished. Just to make sure he knew what what was going on.
…we somewhat obliquely covered this on another thread, while the subject isn’t identical many of the references are still pertinent…
https://iotwreport.com/whats-less-repellant-eating-ship-worms-or-naked-clams/
Really it’s because she wasn’t wearing a mask.
Give her a break – she bought the dildo at Pier One Imports.
That’s how Sandy Duncan got her nickname – playing with her yo-yo at the beach.
Cops are fucking garbage.
You’ll never catch her up schitt creek without a paddle.
Hey now! That’s up Feces Tributary without Locomotion!
🎵🎵🎵
Someone’s in the kitchen with Dinah,
Someone’s in the kitchen I know (ho-ho-ho-ho)
Someone’s in the kitchen with Dinah,
Strumming on the old banjo!
But what she really needs is a sausage smorgasboard.
That a little excessive, the cops should have just told her to BEAT IT!
She was just reenacting her version of True Grit. Ended up being Rooster Crotchburn.
She comes in colors everywhere, she combs her hair.
She’s an exhibitionist.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CdL8dizd98M
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM
When the tide comes in, so does she.
Reminds me of when Don The Beachcomber’s had the Surf N Turf special.
papa yeo
MONDAY, 27 NOVEMBER 2023, 11:36 AT 11:36 AM
“I don’t get it. She’s not hard to look at. I can’t believe she can’t get a date, male or female, to scratch that itch in a more appropriate setting.”
…only likes liberal “men”, and they aren’t, eh, “up” to the task…
https://iotwreport.com/rook-liberal-women-who-cant-find-a-masculine-husband-need-a-reality-check/
…but even if she wanted a regular guy, most Commie women would kill the mood just being themselves for a normal man, not to mention the vastly increased likelihood of VD and the like in such a one.
Also, never stick your dick in crazy.
https://img.randomlulz.com/75da8f5ac9bf84ebf39d3c07282f5f26.jpg
Another woman with boundary issues.
🎵🎵🎵 Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t. 🎵🎵🎵
She’s one of those Fans Only Girls. I bet she was filming herself. Apparently they make bank doing this kind of crap. Just another whore.
Her OnlyFans page is called Baywatch.
What if it had been a guy with a very erect schlong choking his chicken on the beach. Would the cops have treated that differently? And Pee Wee Herman was busted for less whacking off in a porno theater. Is it still true that you’ll develop hair on your palms from beating off or is that an old wives tale.
George Leroy Tirebiter upstairs in his bedroom with the maid when his mom yells at him about groatcakes for breakfast. “Coming mother.”
firesign, still funny
Geoff,
Great Firesign Theatre reference, thx!
Wait…..What?! I thought sex between two consenting adults was acceptable.
Sooooo……apparently she didn’t consent with herself?
Tom Seguria does an excellent bit about a woman masturbating at a bar…
She was masturbating with a mackeral she found on the beach. After a couple of thrusts, it began singing “I Fall To Pieces”.
Heavy on the 30 weight Mom!
Whatever happened to modesty and shame? How far we have fallen!
She thought she was going to the BIg OCEAN
I’m surprised no guy offered to give her a hand.
“Singing to an ocean, I can hear the ocean’s roar
Play for free, I play for me and play a whole lot more, more!
Singing about the good things and the sun that lights the day
I used to sing on the mountains, has the ocean lost its way.”
Written by: John Paul Jones, James Patrick Page, John Bonham, Robert Anthony Plant
Album: Houses Of The Holy
Released: 1973
https://www.musixmatch.com/lyrics/Led-Zeppelin/The-Ocean
Easy Cum, Easy Go
Oh, Porgie!
“He’s so good with the servants”