They Said Bring a Dessert and a Game to the Party

17 Comments on They Said Bring a Dessert and a Game to the Party

1. nailed it!

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2. That would be tough it was a coconut cake.

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3. if it was.

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4. I normally do a pube. Lot’s more challenging.

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5. SPEAKING OF A TURD IN THE PUNCHBOWL, ANYONE HERE HAVE INTEREST IN THE DESANTIS/NEWSOM DEBATE TMRW???

   WGAFF, SERIOUSLY?????

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6. BENITO

   Oh you bet your ass. It’s going to be like the best ever episode of SNL.

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7. We had some friends visit back during Mardi Gras & we had king cake with the little plastic baby hidden in it, finding it in your piece of cake gives you good luck through the year. Forgot to tell them & the wife bout puked her guts out when she bite into it. I didn’t laugh, much.

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8. Is the toenail all we get?

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9. ROFLOL!
   No thx, I’ll pass on dessert.

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10. Nope. That’s a fingernail. Try again.

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11. I hope that toenail didn’t have toenail fungus. And I remember a Don Martin cartoon poster from Mad Magazine about a toenail bank.

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12. Dahmer,

    That’s Funny!

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13. I went to the party and all I got was a stupid toenail!

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14. Looks like the food you took along will be coming back home for you to eat by yourself.

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15. Well, it presumably baked at 350 for at least 40 minutes so it’s probably sterile. But it could also be in that frosting crap on top. Oh boy.

    *Puking Sound*

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16. 😂

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17. If this is a contest about gross nasty things put in food, my entry is: Find the Yellow Blob of Snot in the Cream of Mushroom soup.