Two Santas Walk into a Bar… – IOTW Report

Two Santas Walk into a Bar…

Charlie Berens and his friend from Boston, Billy Deuce take a little time out from the Christmas rush for a drink and to argue yet again about whether “Die Hard” is a Christmas movie. That’s when the Christmas magic touches them both, for a moment anyway. Watch

There a nice feature on Charlie in local Milwaukee media. Here

13 Comments on Two Santas Walk into a Bar…

  1. OF COURSE Die Hard is a Christmas movie. The whole movie takes place around a Christmas party, and toward the end we are all given some really lovely Christmas presents!

    — Gruber (Rickman) falls to his death. Yay!
    — The FBI helicopter crashes with the “bad apple” agents. Yay!
    — Holly punches the asshole reporter in the nose. Live on the air! Yay!
    — The lovable fat black cop reclaims his manhood by shooting the German terrorist in the face. Yay! Yay!

    See? Christmas movie!

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  2. c’mon, everyone knows it ain’t Christmas until Hans Gruber falls off the Nakatomi Plaza!

    …. PERIOD!

    “Oh, the weather outside is frightful,
    inside it’s sheer delightful.
    There’s simply no place to go,
    let it snow, let it snow, let it snow”

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  3. I love Charlie Berens videos.
    Die Hard is a Christmas movie.
    Sadly most of the good ones are rent or buy now.

    There’s a new Scrooge type movie out done by Freevee/Amazon called Christmas Karen.
    Talk about awful. I couldn’t get past the first 20 min. It hits all the woke junk. Marley is a woman who is now locked in a chastity belt cuz she was promiscuous. That was just stupid. Karen, a white woman, tattles on a black girl selling hot chocolate.
    The ghost of “Past Christmases” is a gay black guy. Plus a couple other things, all in the first part.
    That is not a Christmas movie. It’s a mockery.

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  4. Of course Die Hard is a Christmas movie & Argyle the chauffeur says at the end that “if that’s how you folks celebrate Christmas I can’t wait to see what you do for New Year’s!” (or something to that effect) Then the credits roll to Vaughn Monroe’s “Let it Snow” .

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  5. Newly discovered documents from several of the Early Ecumenical Councils of the Christian Church show that “Die Hard” has been an intractable issue almost from the start, beginning with the First Council of Nicaea in 325 AD .. and would inevitably lead to the Great Schism of 1054

    It was hoped that the working compromise hammered out at the Council of Chalcedon in 451, that it became a Christmas movie when Hans Gruber fell off the front of the Nakatomi Building, would hold .. but diehard purists from the Chaldean Orthodox Church insisted that “it aint Christmas” until Holly McClain punched Dick Thornburg in the face.

    And basically, thats where it stands to this very day

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