Cats Are Jerks… lol

10 Comments on Cats Are Jerks… lol

1. The little kitten isn’t using it’s razors, it just wants to play. Bop bop!

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2. Geez, they’re just like people!

   mortem tyrannis
   izlamo delenda est …

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3. Hilarious!

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4. Yes, they are crazy. My barn cat, FuzzBall, will find me out near the barn then starts with cries that he wants something. Then as I walk toward the house he will starts friendly swatting at my ankles as if to speed my walk up some. He just wants food, but wants me to pick up the pace.

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5. They will carelessly cut you and laugh while you’re bleeding.

   They will only reveal what they want you to see.

   Blame it all on yourself because they are always jerkwads to me…..

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6. If my yellow tabby Finn’s cat food bowl is empty, he lets me know, feed me or else I will keep on pestering you until you fill up my cat food bowl. So, if his bowl is empty, before I go to bed, I make sure to fill it up to keep him from waking me up in the middle of the night. And he’s got a mean swat drawing blood on Kirby’s nose more than once when Kirby was bothering him.

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7. You are a stranger to cats
   Dont know the rules, so bend an ear
   A full subservience is what Im looking for
   You will attend to my every need
   I just wanna tell you how it will be
   Want a friend, well .. get a dog

   Never gonna lick you up
   Never gonna knock you down
   Never gonna rush to door
   To greet you
   Never gonna do dumb tricks
   Never gonna chase your sticks
   Never gonna mad sad eyes
   To entreat you

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8. In their defense, it is Boxing Day today…:D

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9. Let’s face it.
   Without their attitudes they would be kind of boring.

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10. they are kinda fun … especially when you drop kick ’em down the hallway

    won’t someone please adopt Pinky? … such a lovable little fuzzball
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnnpiM4dGTI&ab_channel=MatthewCipolla