36 Comments on What Would Happen If Earth Suddenly Stopped Spinning?
You’d freeze or roast to death.
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We would all lurch in an easterly direction, I suppose…
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It would help stifle the constant bullshit from the liberals, at least for a little while.
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The commies would whine about it being man made climate change and tax it.
6
Duh, it would be Trump’s fault.
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So the earth isn’t flat?? LOL
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Shitpants would faceplant. Trick question?
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“World stops spinning, death for everyone, minorities and trans hit hardest.”
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All the hotdogs in the world would have the mustard fall right off.
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See The Book of Revelation for more details
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All the Weebles would wobble.
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Anyone at the Amundsen-Scott South Pole Station would NOT be OK. They are totally dependent on people farther north for all supplies. Those people farther north would be otherwise occupied, busy decomposing. A short time later, the Antarctic researchers would be occupied by either or both freezing and starving.
Those of us who had gone to the moon to avoid all that hassle would have great front row seats for the most humongous mega-train wreck EVAH. (But we’d likely get kinda hungry, too.)
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The Australians would fall off.
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For people that like train wrecks, this would be the ultimate. Also people could stop worrying about climate change and actually experience it. It may be even worse than they predicted!
3
Al Gore now has a new cause.
4
What does this have to do with Taylor Swift?
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The shrimp would fall off the barbie
1
The days or nights, depending on your location, would get A LOT longer.
1
No Coriolis Force – the toilet water wouldn’t swirl on it’s way down.
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I’m waiting for the magnetic poles to reverse.
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The House of Representatives MUST approve MOAR funding for Ukraine because RUSSIA intends to cause Earth to stop spinning.
It’s,
Existential
3
I have good news
Your toilets will still work
**You will need to go back to the bigger tanks
1
Sing It with me!
🎵🎶 It’s the end of the world as we know it..🎶
3
“The poles of fear, the extremes of how the Earth might conceivably be doomed. Minor exercise in the care and feeding of a nightmare, respectfully submitted by all the thermometer-watchers in the Twilight Zone.”
2
“We would all lurch in an easterly direction, I suppose…”
Come on, man, let’s not get John Kerry leaning into a new global grift.
1
Those flat earth morons would finally shut up.
1
What Would Happen If Earth Suddenly Stopped Spinning?
I think we would weigh more without the centrifugal force. And my diet was doing so good.
4
No more saggy tits on the gals in my age group
2
What Would Happen If Earth Suddenly Stopped Spinning?
democRATz would all be wearing smoking tennis shoes!
1
Sounds like a fantasy that only Neil deGrasshole would dream up!
1
We’re travelling roughly 1100 mph to the east at the equator (lessening to 0 mph at the poles sort of relative to the cosine of the angle your position is off the equator).
If the Earth stopped spinning, everything that wasn’t the Earth would take off at roughly 1100 mph at the equator and at lesser speeds the further you are from the equator.
Probably be a bad day.
But, hey! If the Earth stopped rotating (suddenly) the forces would probably rip the Earth into so much debris, that we wouldn’t much GAF – seeing as the Earth isn’t a solid ball, but a sort of amorphous mass of crust, water, mantle, core, &c.
In this scenario, would it all stop at once? or what?
The crust stop – or the mantle stop – or the core stop?
Don’t really want to go down that rabbit hole.
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
3
you’ld be ok as long as you got you booster
2
I’d get off.
3
Your GPS would be FUBAR. And you could throw away your watch.
You’d freeze or roast to death.
We would all lurch in an easterly direction, I suppose…
It would help stifle the constant bullshit from the liberals, at least for a little while.
The commies would whine about it being man made climate change and tax it.
Duh, it would be Trump’s fault.
So the earth isn’t flat?? LOL
Shitpants would faceplant. Trick question?
“World stops spinning, death for everyone, minorities and trans hit hardest.”
All the hotdogs in the world would have the mustard fall right off.
See The Book of Revelation for more details
All the Weebles would wobble.
Anyone at the Amundsen-Scott South Pole Station would NOT be OK. They are totally dependent on people farther north for all supplies. Those people farther north would be otherwise occupied, busy decomposing. A short time later, the Antarctic researchers would be occupied by either or both freezing and starving.
Those of us who had gone to the moon to avoid all that hassle would have great front row seats for the most humongous mega-train wreck EVAH. (But we’d likely get kinda hungry, too.)
The Australians would fall off.
For people that like train wrecks, this would be the ultimate. Also people could stop worrying about climate change and actually experience it. It may be even worse than they predicted!
Al Gore now has a new cause.
What does this have to do with Taylor Swift?
The shrimp would fall off the barbie
The days or nights, depending on your location, would get A LOT longer.
No Coriolis Force – the toilet water wouldn’t swirl on it’s way down.
I’m waiting for the magnetic poles to reverse.
The House of Representatives MUST approve MOAR funding for Ukraine because RUSSIA intends to cause Earth to stop spinning.
It’s,
Existential
I have good news
Your toilets will still work
**You will need to go back to the bigger tanks
Sing It with me!
🎵🎶 It’s the end of the world as we know it..🎶
“The poles of fear, the extremes of how the Earth might conceivably be doomed. Minor exercise in the care and feeding of a nightmare, respectfully submitted by all the thermometer-watchers in the Twilight Zone.”
“We would all lurch in an easterly direction, I suppose…”
Come on, man, let’s not get John Kerry leaning into a new global grift.
Those flat earth morons would finally shut up.
What Would Happen If Earth Suddenly Stopped Spinning?
I think we would weigh more without the centrifugal force. And my diet was doing so good.
No more saggy tits on the gals in my age group
What Would Happen If Earth Suddenly Stopped Spinning?
democRATz would all be wearing smoking tennis shoes!
Sounds like a fantasy that only Neil deGrasshole would dream up!
We’re travelling roughly 1100 mph to the east at the equator (lessening to 0 mph at the poles sort of relative to the cosine of the angle your position is off the equator).
If the Earth stopped spinning, everything that wasn’t the Earth would take off at roughly 1100 mph at the equator and at lesser speeds the further you are from the equator.
Probably be a bad day.
But, hey! If the Earth stopped rotating (suddenly) the forces would probably rip the Earth into so much debris, that we wouldn’t much GAF – seeing as the Earth isn’t a solid ball, but a sort of amorphous mass of crust, water, mantle, core, &c.
In this scenario, would it all stop at once? or what?
The crust stop – or the mantle stop – or the core stop?
Don’t really want to go down that rabbit hole.
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
you’ld be ok as long as you got you booster
I’d get off.
Your GPS would be FUBAR. And you could throw away your watch.
Dogs and cats would start living together.