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Who Remembers This Song?

Wednesday, 28 February 2024, 14:05 BFH Uncategorized 19

This was the radio-friendly version-

The original version, produced by Kenny Rogers, had too many allusions to drugs and Jesus, so they changed the lyrics.

The first version is below, and it’s better-

I wonder what the Gun Hill Road would think if they could read lyrics of the Top 40 hits of today when they were told theirs would be too shocking.

19 Comments on Who Remembers This Song?

  2. I wrote a script that grabs me top 100 billboard songs every couple weeks. Script has been on automatic run for decades and the music it provides just gets worse as the years go on. I rarely listen to any of it.

    Here’s a real good one. The band, NLE Choppa, wins 18 gold and platinum RIAA certified awards for this crap, “Slut me out”:

    Ayy, rip off my shirt if you love me (love me)
    Spit in my face when you fuck me (fuck me)
    Play with my gooch, while you suck me (suck me)
    Eat the dick like you was ugly
    I mean, hold on, wait
    Where your friend? Bring your buddy (your buddy)
    I don’t think that you enoughie (enoughie)
    Her favorite thing to say is, “Cuff me”
    Slut me out (out)
    Slut me out (out)
    Slut (slut), slut (slut)
    Slut me out
    Rip off my shirt if you love me (sexy)
    Spit in my face when you fuck me (come sex me)
    Play with my gooch, while you suck me (don’t text me)
    Eat the dick like you was ugly (don’t text me)
    Big dick energy, I give it (I give it)
    Don’t believe me, then come feel it (come feel it)
    Gon’ put this here in your kidney, please (please)
    And hush it like some kidney beans
    Suck my balls, come chickpea me
    Why you being weird to me? (Weird to me)
    Put your ass in my face ’til I get pink eye
    Fuck you anywhere, I’m that type guy (that type guy)
    At the church, on the plane, at the basketball game
    I don’t care, I’ma bust my nut ’til I die (’til I die)
    What position do I like? All of ’em, baby (Baby)
    Put it on camera, masturbate to it later (to it later)
    Ever sucked a vegan dick? Baby, come taste me
    Promise that my nut taste like sugar gravy
    Don’t cum quick, I control my bladder (control my bladder)
    Dick real big, come climb my ladder (my ladder)
    Fat coochies, little coochies, all coochies matter (they matter)
    Ass real fat, I can make it get fatter (fatter)
    Wanna see a magic trick? Bend over backwards (Over backwards)
    Meat to meat, wall to wall
    Coochie to my balls, dawg
    Ayy, rip off my shirt if you love me (love me)
    Spit in my face when you fuck me (fuck me)
    Play with my gooch, while you suck me (suck me)
    Eat the dick like you was ugly
    I mean, hold on, wait
    Where your friend? Bring your buddy (your buddy)
    I don’t think that you enoughie (enoughie)
    Her favorite thing to say is, “Cuff me”

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  8. Folks, I hate to tell ya, but there is still good music out there. It just doesn’t get the light shined on it that much. Even worse is the hours of sewage that must be waded through just to find it. I would never presume to tell anyone what is good music, that’s not for me to decide. What I can tell you is if it is an artist that you’ve never heard before, does that not constitute new music?

    For example, if you’ve not heard of Marcus King, and you like things like horns, organs, soulful vocals and killer musicianship, would it matter that this performance is 7 years old if you’ve never seen it before? Check it…

    https://youtu.be/emQiYCr_XZI?feature=shared

    P.S. I still find stuff that blows me away, and it pre-dates me by decades…i.e. Charlie Christian. Musical taste is not linear.

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