The store lost all of the pickles, and the New Jersey police took the opportunity to make pickle puns.
Glassboro Police Department
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We certainly relish the community’s help in bringing attention to the pickle we were in yesterday when trying to identify the young man involved in the incident at the Heritage’s store in town. We are happy to report that he personally called and took accountability for his actions. Going forward, we would be dillighted if other incidents, especially those of a more serious nature, get the same exposure. We sometimes have to rely on you, our community, to assist us in making progress in our cases and bringing justice to the victims involved; the partnership we have made over the years is like none other and we look forward to continuing to work together.
Someone should have grabbled him by the nape of the neck held his head under until bubbles no longer were coming up.
Sorry I can’t resist.
Dilldos or Gherkin offs?
May is Pickle-Dippin time now, or whut???
(say that fives times fast 🙂
At least I know what May is for…
Hey hey it’s the first of May
Outdoor screwing starts today!
Old joke, Why don’t Marines like pickles? because they can’t get their heads into the jar. No offense to the Marines because they are the men’s dept. of the Navy.
He was a lib inspired by Trump’s book, “The Art of the Dill”.
If he dipped his testicles in the barrel, would they become Pickleballs?
shit-pickle.
Makes me rethink the healthfulness of the bobbing for apples we did at fairs as kids. Maybe it was good for the emerging immune system.
Another pickle sniffer.
Too bad they weren’t pickled ghost peppers.
That would’ve been a real eye-opener.
I heard the store wanted to sell pickled politicians,
but there was and always has been a glut on the market.
Mmmmm … pickles … huge pickles! I love pickles!
I’ve often dunked my head in barrels of them!
Uncle Al, wasn’t Teddy Kennedy a pickled politician.
Did they identify the perp? Was it Slick Willy Dilly?
geoff – Tedward is still drying out!!
It’s Pickle Me Elmo.
Can’t believe no one has said this one yet: Was he jerkin his gherkin?
Sorry, but some one had to say it. Sigh…it’s my lot in life.
Mmmmm … pickles … know what I like to do with pickles?
Great, Huge, Massive pickles?
And THEN eat them!