Answers for the Renaming of the Bridge in Baltimore Triggered Lefties

59 Comments on Answers for the Renaming of the Bridge in Baltimore Triggered Lefties

1. You shud Nam it fr my sun Beau, who died a hirro savin those sailors when Trump attacked that tren I usta ride onna brige an MAGA kncked it ober onem!

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2. The 81 Million Vote Bridge. You can’t get over it.

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3. The Joe Biden mythical memorial train bridge.

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4. Bridge of Sighs.

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5. Idiot Marxists. Erasing history.

   How about the Brave New World Bridge?

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6. Partial Bridge

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7. Name it for Chairman Mao, like everything else will be anyway after the Chinese take over.

   Hell, you may even get them to build it for you like they do with their “belt and road” program in every OTHER Third World nation they take over…

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8. bridges of miserable county

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9. A Bridge To Sell You Bridge

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10. The Bridge Formerly Known as Collapsed

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11. The Pete Buttibridge – It Can Handle a Lot of Seamen.

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12. bridges of marxist county

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13. a bridge too far

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14. Pie in the Skyway

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15. A bridge has nowhere to go but down!

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16. The Bridge To Nowhere

    Or the Bridge To Davy Jones

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17. …since it will be built by a minority contractor hand-selected by race and validated by its DEI, the “Bridge Of Death” would seem an appropriate name for it, in the event it ever actually gets finished…

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18. James Earl Ray Memorial Bridge

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19. Bridge over the river Why

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20. bridge-it bardot

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21. The Gaza-Kiev Taxpayer Fund bridge

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22. The District of Criminals

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23. HaHa You really think they’ll get that bridge rebuilt?

    The road to Third World worthlessness has already been paved.

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24. Breaking: Boeing to scrap aircrafts and move on to bridge-building.

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25. general malaise
    WEDNESDAY, 27 MARCH 2024, 10:21 AT 10:21 AM
    “Bridge over the river Why”

    …since you brought it up…

    https://youtu.be/dzWRlTgEB5Q?si=QNc-pS-KdNA5qeLw

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26. Francis Scott Key MkII. Only this time, build anti-shipping batteries on it.

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27. david a. burke transportation safety memorial bridge

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28. The name for a clear span replacement bridge: The Donald J. Trump Bridge. It has no piers.

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29. https://serialkillercalendar.com/David%20Augustus%20BURKE.php

    .never forget

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30. That thing, you know, the thing over the water that cars go on.

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31. ^^^ and trains.

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32. The first link for the train across the Indian Ocean…..

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33. For Baltimorons in particular and Marylandroids in general:

    Natty Bo Memorial Bridge

    (I was partial to their porter)

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34. The Joe Theismann Memorial Knee Bridge.

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35. The P Diddy Erector Set Bridge.

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36. Bridge of Khazad-dûm.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=meOCdyS7ORE

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37. Willysgoatgruff, that would be one hell of a very long bridge. I’ve been to the Indian Ocean and it’s very big and in the absolute middle of nowhere. And of course, that bridge would connect to the Trans-Pacific railroad bridge which would even be longer. All the way across the Pacific Ocean to San Diego. Good luck crossing that bridge in the midst of a tsunami or a typhoon.

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38. The Alexander Haig Memorial Bridge.

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39. SNS, Gandalf to the Balrog on that bridge, “You shall not pass.”

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40. The George Floyd Memorial Bridge. (You KNOW it’s going to happen)

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41. And why not build the fabled outer space hyperlink railroad to the Moon.

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42. A Bridge Too PHARMA – Legacy Myocarditis Bridge

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43. Wait, is it gonna be a cis-bridge or a trans-bridge?
    Don’t want to “accidentally” deadname the bridge or misgender it!

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44. If the bridge has any kind of transit on it that automatically makes it a trans-bridge.

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45. geoff the aardvark
    WEDNESDAY, 27 MARCH 2024, 12:22 AT 12:22 PM
    “SNS, Gandalf to the Balrog on that bridge, “You shall not pass.””

    …there are indeed some Balrogs at the end of the erstwhile FSK bridge, or so I’ve heard…

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46. cato
    WEDNESDAY, 27 MARCH 2024, 12:36 AT 12:36 PM
    “A Bridge Too PHARMA – Legacy Myocarditis Bridge”

    …only if it’s clogged all the time…

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47. The best bridge meme I’ve seen so far is the FSK Bridge posting on Xwitter that it has information that could lead to the arrest and imprisonment of Hillary Clinton.

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48. As a Native Amerikan I believe all roads and bridges are racist.

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49. Bridgey McBoatface

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50. Well everyone knows exactly how this bridges will be rebuilt. 1st all MAGA/Republican nonsense thrown out the door,then America’s savor The Dems will come up with the fix, end of story because this is how America was built. Not by a bunch of cry baby repubes.

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51. Covid Vaccine Memorial Bridge.

    It commemorates those who make multiple trips.

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52. HRM Chuck Bridge after we inevitably surrender to Trudeau and get annexed.

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53. the st. floyd fentanyl overdose bridge

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54. Bridge Over Troubled Government Water

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55. I’m hearing that the construction workers who were patching potholes rushed to stop traffic on the bridge to save other people and some died in their effort. The new bridge should be named after them and nobody else.

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56. A bridge to the taxpayer printing press!

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57. The Underwater Bridge, financed by the Federal Government and the State of Maryland.

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58. You “Cracker-ass bitches gonna pay bridge”.

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59. I would suggest naming the bridge Chuck Norris but nobody would want to cross Chuck Norris.

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