What Were Her Achievements?

32 Comments on What Were Her Achievements?

1. Yoko is a pain benchmark. If I’m not shrieking and howling like her I’m not really hurt.

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2. Can anyone list any accomplishment of Yoko Ono other than being born. It just proves that they’ll give out participation trophies to anyone.

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3. Her accomplishments?
   Most odious
   Least talented
   Most undeserving

   I can on on all day…

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4. One is left to wonder what Lennon saw in her?!

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5. I actually have bev naps that show a couple complaining about house guests that overstayed their welcome.

   ‘They won’t leave. Put on the Yoko Ono CD.’

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6. A Yok Ono CD is probably considered to be torture and cruel and unusual punishment by the Geneva Convention of human rights. And the US Constitution as well.

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7. Singing like an old dialup modem

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8. Are you sure John Lennon didn’t pay that guy and he misunderstood who to shoot?

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9. @Jethro: or Lennon paid Hinckley to shoot him so he could get away from Yoko Ono

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10. She bagged a Beatle – she got one that was a drug addled, raging, screaming, deadbeat dad, commie sympathizer with mommie issues, but still a noteworthy accomplishment. But she’ll still think it’s because of her ear splitting noises. And the current roster of Rock N Roll Hall Of Fame inductees is another manifestation of leftist insanity that will embolden her. Oy.

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11. God is a concept
    by which we measure our pain.
    john lennon

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12. Only the deaf, dumb, and blind know what her achievements were.

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13. Reminds me of the old joke – What is small, yellow, ugly, and lives alone – Yoko.

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14. somalians & yoko ono commonality? living off of dead beetles/beatles

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15. I’ll just leave this here…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7dsPmSMmzw

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16. She married extraordinarily well. And that’s all.

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17. Somebody find that clip of The Beatles and Chuck Berry with Yoko on the bongos trying to screech along and Chuck Berry rolls his eyes.
    If I remember right the sound man turned her way down?

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18. …the sound man turned her way down

    I remember when they used to do that with Linda

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19. I can no longer tell legitimate news stories from the Babylon Bee.

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20. She dug me good.

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21. Yoko’s one of the reasons I turned fag.

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22. Her only achievement? What about ‘Kiss, Kiss, Kiss’?

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23. I thought I heard her on the radio the other day, but then I realized I was standing on the cats’ tail.

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24. She sucked a Beatle’s balls. End of story.

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25. Not much other than splitting up the Beatles.

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26. If you’re trying to catch feral cats her music will usually attract them.

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27. Linda Eastman is just as guilty as Yono in the Beatles breakup.

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28. what a parasite. She reminds me of jeff bezos’ parasite girlfriend.

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29. she has the same talent as Hitlery- unaccomplished.

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30. Dodged a bullet, literally

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31. What geisha school would have her after hearing her sing. She did the next “best” thing – latched on to fame like a tick by putting her hooks in John Lennon.

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32. Perfect feminist icon. Scored a bunch of money off some dude and doesn’t have to put up with him any more, lives off the fruit of his work as though it’s hers, feels superior. Oh, yes, that is her only accomplishment in life.