Have a great day , Uncle Al! 75 is a bit of a milestone. If it wasn’t early morning I’d toast to your Birthday, maybe tonight.
12
Dirt on my ranch isn’t THAT *#@&ing old…..
11
Huh…age is just a number or something
No Joke
7
Happy Birthday. Surely, the Best of Times… Uncle Al.
10
And Many More!!
9
I feel like a 75 Watt incandescent bulb. Too dim here, too bright there, prone to hot flashes, and the govt keeps trying to ban me.
21
Happy Birthday Al,
Fellow Taurusian
Damn, 1949 was a LOOONNGG time ago!
PS, If I fudge the numbers & say I’m 75 will I get a iotw Happy Birthday post in 11 days?
8
I’m a couple years behind you, but percentage wise I’m catching up!
Watch out!
9
Has anybody told you that you are still wet behind the ears? Happy Birthday.
6
Happy Birthday Uncle Al!
9
Happy Birthday Uncle Al!
7
Happy birthday Uncle Al. It’s after noon, so I snuck a swig of the bottle i have hidden in the shop for just such occasions.
8
Happy Birthday!
6
Ich wünschen Sie einen glücklichen Geburtstag y Feliz cumpleaños, gnädige Onkel Al!
May the Lord bless and protect you and strengthen you to another year, not only for your own sake but also that you may continue to shine the light of your wisdom here and everywhere, to the benefit of us all.
“Thou crownest the year with thy goodness; and thy paths drop fatness.”
Psalms 65:11
(Fatness in the positive OT sense, UA, and not intended any other way! 😉 )
God Bless,
SNS
7
Many happy returns!
7
Cheers to celebrating your Semisesquicentennial!
God Bless and Happy Birthday Uncle Al!
9
Happy Birthday!!!!
May birthdays are great!
4
I aspire to be 75 in 1 1/2 years.
Happy Birthday Uncle Al !!
Your intelligence, knowledge, wit and humor are admired.
Again, Happy Birthday, may you be blessed everyday.
9
Happy Birthday Unky!
Luv ya
8
Happy Birthday Uncle Al.
Here’s hoping you have a thousand more!
6
Oooooooo … could I drop by in my birthday suit?
8
Wishing you the happiest of birthdays, Uncle Al! Many blessings to you on your special day. 🥰
9
Woooo hooooo!
5
Hope you have a happy birthday Uncle Al! Always appreciate your posts!
4
Happy Birthday Uncle Al. May you have many more with far fewer Democrats. 🥳
7
Happy Birthday, Uncle Al! 😊🎂
6
Congratulations on hitting 75! Happy Birthday Uncle Al!
5
Happy Birthday, Big Al… May your words of wisdom and insight continue for many years.
6
Happy Birthday, Uncle Al!
5
Happy Birthday!
4
Happy Birthday !!
4
Unk,
I’m not too far behind ya, only by a couple of years.
Happy Birthday! And many more!
6
A million thanks for all the kind wishes! I warms the cockles of my heart¹! May your day be as filled with good things as mine!
1. Why do I have small clam-like mollusks in my heart, anyway?
10
Happy Birthday Al. Many happy returns on the day.
FJB
5
Uncle Al
THURSDAY, 9 MAY 2024, 16:35 AT 4:35 PM
“1. Why do I have small clam-like mollusks in my heart, anyway?”
WE’LL never tell!
6
“Forty more years!”
“Pause”
“Forty more years!”
“Pause”
8
Happy birthday Al! Damn, we was just kids when we showed up here in ’09. You are a vital cog in the iOTW workings, making a great site even greater. Hope to be here bitching and cracking wise with you for a few more years. Oh, and FJB with a pine cone.
7
Happy 75th Birthday, Uncle Al. Congrats!
1
Happy birthday Uncle Al, I’m 4 years behind you at 71.
2
What a relief. I thought I had accidentally wandered into a BLM “protest” – but it turned out to be a test of the candles on your birthday cake.
Happy birthday and many, many more. Or as our President would say “beurfltzeep.”
7
Happy Birthday young feller!
5
Uncle Al, you young nipper. Happy B-day, or is it Happy bidet?
2
Whoa. I almost missed this.
“1. Why do I have small clam-like mollusks in my heart, anyway?”
So you can “keep clam,” Uncle Al.
BTW, you’re only 3/4 the way there. Get hot!
1
Happy Happy Birthday, Uncle Al!!!!!
Be careful when you blow out those candles!
3
^^ Have a fire extinguisher handy… better yet, USE the fire extinguisher!
1
^ But wait for the butter in the frosting to ignite! 🤣
1
Happy Birthday to you 🎂🎈
Happy Birthday to you 🎵🎶
Happy Birthday dear Uncle Al 🎉🥳
Happy Birthday to you 😉
5
Happy MirthDay to you! Keep us laughing for many more!
2
Totaled my Volvo wagon on Monday and walked away, but feeling older today from post airbag slap in the chops. No doubt being 6 months behind you, Uncle Al, in age isn’t helping my recovery. Safety Tip #36510 don’t let the old man creep in. Anyway, wishing many happy days for you down the path ahead!!!
6
happy birthday. hope you have/had a great day.
1
@Gray Feather — Ouch! Sorry about that car, but very glad you’re walking. I hear you about not letting the old man creep in and I’m working at it. So far so good!
1
I was curious so I dug out my old birth certificate from the safe and found that I officially entered the unprotected world outside the womb at 9:35 p.m. Eastern. This was back in the days before Daylight Saving Time, so that translates into 10:35 p.m. EDT.
I don’t really want to party for 24 hours, so next year I think I’ll simply celebrate by Birth MINUTE. This years, that’s coming up…
right…
about…
NOW!
3
Uncle Al
Happy Birthday Uncle Al. This place wouldn’t be the same without you. Age is just a number you young pup. Fight it tooth and nail.
5
what a bunch of ol’ geezers we are……lol
2
The happiest of birthdays to you Uncle Al!! Wishing you many more to come!!!
Have a great day , Uncle Al! 75 is a bit of a milestone. If it wasn’t early morning I’d toast to your Birthday, maybe tonight.
Dirt on my ranch isn’t THAT *#@&ing old…..
Huh…age is just a number or something
No Joke
Happy Birthday. Surely, the Best of Times… Uncle Al.
And Many More!!
I feel like a 75 Watt incandescent bulb. Too dim here, too bright there, prone to hot flashes, and the govt keeps trying to ban me.
Happy Birthday Al,
Fellow Taurusian
Damn, 1949 was a LOOONNGG time ago!
PS, If I fudge the numbers & say I’m 75 will I get a iotw Happy Birthday post in 11 days?
I’m a couple years behind you, but percentage wise I’m catching up!
Watch out!
Has anybody told you that you are still wet behind the ears? Happy Birthday.
Happy Birthday Uncle Al!
Happy Birthday Uncle Al!
Happy birthday Uncle Al. It’s after noon, so I snuck a swig of the bottle i have hidden in the shop for just such occasions.
Happy Birthday!
Ich wünschen Sie einen glücklichen Geburtstag y Feliz cumpleaños, gnädige Onkel Al!
May the Lord bless and protect you and strengthen you to another year, not only for your own sake but also that you may continue to shine the light of your wisdom here and everywhere, to the benefit of us all.
“Thou crownest the year with thy goodness; and thy paths drop fatness.”
Psalms 65:11
(Fatness in the positive OT sense, UA, and not intended any other way! 😉 )
God Bless,
SNS
Many happy returns!
Cheers to celebrating your Semisesquicentennial!
God Bless and Happy Birthday Uncle Al!
Happy Birthday!!!!
May birthdays are great!
I aspire to be 75 in 1 1/2 years.
Happy Birthday Uncle Al !!
Your intelligence, knowledge, wit and humor are admired.
Again, Happy Birthday, may you be blessed everyday.
Happy Birthday Unky!
Luv ya
Happy Birthday Uncle Al.
Here’s hoping you have a thousand more!
Oooooooo … could I drop by in my birthday suit?
Wishing you the happiest of birthdays, Uncle Al! Many blessings to you on your special day. 🥰
Woooo hooooo!
Hope you have a happy birthday Uncle Al! Always appreciate your posts!
Happy Birthday Uncle Al. May you have many more with far fewer Democrats. 🥳
Happy Birthday, Uncle Al! 😊🎂
Congratulations on hitting 75! Happy Birthday Uncle Al!
Happy Birthday, Big Al… May your words of wisdom and insight continue for many years.
Happy Birthday, Uncle Al!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday !!
Unk,
I’m not too far behind ya, only by a couple of years.
Happy Birthday! And many more!
A million thanks for all the kind wishes! I warms the cockles of my heart¹! May your day be as filled with good things as mine!
1. Why do I have small clam-like mollusks in my heart, anyway?
Happy Birthday Al. Many happy returns on the day.
FJB
Uncle Al
THURSDAY, 9 MAY 2024, 16:35 AT 4:35 PM
“1. Why do I have small clam-like mollusks in my heart, anyway?”
WE’LL never tell!
“Forty more years!”
“Pause”
“Forty more years!”
“Pause”
Happy birthday Al! Damn, we was just kids when we showed up here in ’09. You are a vital cog in the iOTW workings, making a great site even greater. Hope to be here bitching and cracking wise with you for a few more years. Oh, and FJB with a pine cone.
Happy 75th Birthday, Uncle Al. Congrats!
Happy birthday Uncle Al, I’m 4 years behind you at 71.
What a relief. I thought I had accidentally wandered into a BLM “protest” – but it turned out to be a test of the candles on your birthday cake.
Happy birthday and many, many more. Or as our President would say “beurfltzeep.”
Happy Birthday young feller!
Uncle Al, you young nipper. Happy B-day, or is it Happy bidet?
Whoa. I almost missed this.
“1. Why do I have small clam-like mollusks in my heart, anyway?”
So you can “keep clam,” Uncle Al.
BTW, you’re only 3/4 the way there. Get hot!
Happy Happy Birthday, Uncle Al!!!!!
Be careful when you blow out those candles!
^^ Have a fire extinguisher handy… better yet, USE the fire extinguisher!
^ But wait for the butter in the frosting to ignite! 🤣
Happy Birthday to you 🎂🎈
Happy Birthday to you 🎵🎶
Happy Birthday dear Uncle Al 🎉🥳
Happy Birthday to you 😉
Happy MirthDay to you! Keep us laughing for many more!
Totaled my Volvo wagon on Monday and walked away, but feeling older today from post airbag slap in the chops. No doubt being 6 months behind you, Uncle Al, in age isn’t helping my recovery. Safety Tip #36510 don’t let the old man creep in. Anyway, wishing many happy days for you down the path ahead!!!
happy birthday. hope you have/had a great day.
@Gray Feather — Ouch! Sorry about that car, but very glad you’re walking. I hear you about not letting the old man creep in and I’m working at it. So far so good!
I was curious so I dug out my old birth certificate from the safe and found that I officially entered the unprotected world outside the womb at 9:35 p.m. Eastern. This was back in the days before Daylight Saving Time, so that translates into 10:35 p.m. EDT.
I don’t really want to party for 24 hours, so next year I think I’ll simply celebrate by Birth MINUTE. This years, that’s coming up…
right…
about…
NOW!
Uncle Al
Happy Birthday Uncle Al. This place wouldn’t be the same without you. Age is just a number you young pup. Fight it tooth and nail.
what a bunch of ol’ geezers we are……lol
The happiest of birthdays to you Uncle Al!! Wishing you many more to come!!!
Sorry I’m late. Is there any cake left?
I hope you had a very happy birthday, Uncle Al.