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West Virginia University mycology professor Matt Kasson, his 9-year-old son Oliver, and graduate student Angie Macias are tracking the nasty fungus, called Massospora cicadina. It is the only one on Earth that makes amphetamine — the drug called speed — in a critter when it takes over. And yes, the fungus takes control over the cicada, makes them hypersexual, looking to spread the parasite as a sexually transmitted disease.
“They’re zombies, completely at the mercy of the fungus,” said University of Connecticut cicada researcher John Cooley. More
I didnt know Bill Clinton was a fungal cicada!
…that would explain a LOT…
Uh oh. My wife called me a sex crazed maniac a couple days ago. I better start checking for fungi.
Is that what all these ‘trans’ pervert have?
First we had hippies licking toads. Now we’ll have ’em sucking cicadas.
“..the fungus that takes over a cicada’s nether parts, dumping the genitalia and replacing it with a white, gummy yet flaky plug that’s pretty noticeable. The spores then fall out like salt from a shaker.”
Good goobily goob, my genitalia have been hijacked!
So, that’s what Bill Gates has been up to these last few months, eh?
Fungus turned the cicadas gay?
“…are tracking the nasty fungus, called Massospora cicadina.”
AKA Funky CaCindina ♫ ♪ ♩♩♩♩ ♩
Maybe the term, “crotch crickets” are for real.
Is this one of ‘their’ attempts to misdirect those that despise liberalism???
…sooooo…this makes the pizza a bad idea, then?
https://youtu.be/p86ch6qVfHU?si=vekQxdJ6P9aIzNnl
Doo wop cicadas, how cool is that. It does make for a snappy commercial though.
That explains the god-awful screeching sound.