The Telegraph
A gang of thieves has been arrested after being caught with a ton of crucifixes stolen from graves in Spain.
Six people were detained following reports that cemeteries across Toledo had been targeted. The operation was well organised, with hundreds of figurines of Christ smashed off gravestones and family tombs to be melted down for scrap metal.
Four were arrested on suspicion of theft and two others were accused of receiving stolen goods.
About 2,000 crosses are believed to have been removed from graves. More
If they’re Muslim, they should have their hands cut off.
“As for the thief, the male and the female, amputate their hands in recompense for what they earned, as a deterrent punishment from Allah. And Allah is Exalted in Might, All-Wise.” (Quran 5:38)
For scrap metal?
Bullshit.
“Police have arrested four people on suspicion of theft and two others on suspicion of receiving stolen goods. NONE OF THE SUSPECTS HAVE BEEN NAMED.” We all know what that means.
Our own Roman president, Droolius Caesar, would give them green awards for recycling.
What would the Romans do?
Well for one thing I don’t think there would be a LGBTQIA+ Squeal of Approval, any talk of Promouns or any questions like:
“You identify as what?”
“What’s your favorite Judy Garland song?”
Aaaaaaaaannd… “you put your gerbil where???”
Crucify them all, upside down
big +1 for Droolius Caesar
Cut their tongues, gouge one eye out, Crucify them all, upside down.
CRUCIFIXION…of course.
WATCH THE VIDS IN THE ARTICLE.
IT WAS THE MUZ….
“…hundreds of figurines of Christ smashed off gravestones and family tombs to be used in satanic rituals…”
FIFY
I heard those stolen figurines were selling for thirty pieces of silver each.
Everyone just loving those open borders.
I’d say melt them down to scraps for stray dogs.
Meanwhile a bored, yawning Trump asks: “Is my back hurting your knife yet Joe?”
Reporters and citizens go to jail in Europe for exposing unapproved truths.
@Chalupa! 👋🏻
Also, “Droolious Caesar”: 😂
Thanks Conservative Cowgirl and Anon !! Made a kicker meme for it – not sure how to post a meme here. Go to my Chalupa twitter page to see it 🙂
Call Dracul The Impaler.
Pour molten metal down their throats.
Chalupa – Make it Droolius Seizure!
🙂
Remember the crucifix scene in The Exorcist? Do that to them.
@Harry – I thought of that too – also Droolius Geezer, Droolius Squeezer, and now Orange Droolius 🙂
The permutations are endless… with this Asshole!
Crucifixion and the guillotine need a comeback. The woodchipper and the gallows would be quite welcome too.
That’s OK, they’re wrecking Jewish cemetaries too…
https://www.jta.org/2024/07/02/united-states/176-jewish-gravestones-vandalized-at-2-cincinnati-cemeteries
…looks like some people did something…
bind them, stuff them – still alive- into a hog carcass and then drop them into a tub grinder to ‘make sausage ‘. dump the proceeds out of an aircraft over their home town with flyers detailing what they did, and how future aggression will be dealt with. rinse, repeat.
When Dr. Jill gets tired enough of Joe’s crazy old man schtick, she could make him eat a Droolius Seizure Salad.
Somali Nationals, non citizens