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Marine Band Ordered to Play Fanfare for First Lady Jill

Thursday, 11 July 2024, 19:00 Dr. Tar Uncategorized 47

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In 2022, the Washington Examiner’s Becket Adams reported that the Marine Corps Band was instructed to compose an entrance theme for First Lady Jill Biden. The song, Fanfare for the First Lady, was intended to be a counterpoint to the president’s Hail to the Chief. But of course, the president is the elected commander in chief, and the First Lady is more of an honorary post. More

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  20. Well, the Big Boy Press Conference is on. I suggest no one watch it. Your blood pressure will thank you. He’s already confused Kami for Trump once, he’s only blinked twice in 15 minutes.
    “We need to finish the job of building the economy. Trickle Down doesn’t work. That’s been proven. Trump tried to push all the high paying jobs to poor countries. We’re bringing them back”
    Click, good bye.

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  21. …HERE it is…

    https://youtu.be/rTiujUhtwCQ?si=WdCvfheDnuSO0vU8

    “The end, the end of the American
    The end, the end of the American
    The end, the end of the American
    The end, the end of the American Witch

    No
    No
    No
    No!

    Alone on the hill and ready to die
    The cancers of darkness, a blackened eye
    The mark of the wolf and the sign of the calf
    Angels bleed down above the raft”
    -Rob Zombie, “American Witch”

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  23. …100% Jill Biden!

    https://youtu.be/XBt845vjzq0?si=yw-DEE8q91gyNFkf

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    Marie Laveau
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    Marie Laveau Lyrics
    The most famous of the voodoo queens that ever existed
    Is Marie Laveau, down in Louisiana
    There’s a lot of weird ungodly tales about Marie
    She’s supposed to have a lot of magic potions, spells and curses….

    Down in Louisiana, where the black trees grow
    Lives a voodoo lady named Marie Laveau
    Got a black cat’s tooth and a Mojo bone
    And anyone who wouldn’t leave her alone

    She’d go another man done gone
    She lives in a swamp in a hollow log
    With a one-eyed snake and a three-legged dog
    She’s got a bent, bony body and stringy hair
    If she ever seen why’all messing round there
    She’d go another man done gone
    And then one night when the moon was black
    Into the swamp come handsome Jack

    A no good man like you all know
    He was looking around for Marie Laveau
    He said Marie Laveau, you handsome witch
    Give me a little a little charm that’ll make me rich

    Give me a million dollars and I tell you what I’ll do
    This very night, I’m gonna marry you
    Then It’ll be another man done gone
    So Marie done some magic, and she shook a little sand

    Made a million dollars and she put it in his hand
    Then she giggled and she wiggled, and she said Hey, Hey
    I’m getting ready for my wedding day
    But old handsome Jack he said goodbye Marie

    You’re too damned ugly for a rich man like me
    Then Marie started mumbling her fangs started gnashing
    Her body started trembling and her eyes started flashing
    And she went another man done gone”
    -Bobby Bare, “Marie Laveau”

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  29. [Verse 1: Johnny Rotten]
    God save the Queen
    The fascist regime
    It made you a moron
    Potential H-bomb
    God save the Queen
    She ain’t no human being
    There is no future
    In England’s dreaming

    [Pre-Chorus 1: Johnny Rotten]
    Don’t be told what you want to want to
    And don’t be told what you want to need
    There’s no future, no future
    No future for you

    [Chorus: Johnny Rotten]
    God save the Queen
    We mean it, man
    We love our Queen
    God saves

    [Verse 2: Johnny Rotten]
    God save the Queen
    ‘Cause tourists are money
    And our figurehead
    Is not what she seems
    Oh, God save history
    God save your mad parade
    Oh, Lord, God have mercy
    All crimes are paid

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  31. https://youtu.be/YR6Iiq-GSKE?si=1VprayhSE3YNtkNA

    You get nothin’ back for all you’ve saved
    Just eternity in a spacious grave
    She said, “Nothing is true, everything is permitted”

    Things just go from bad to worse
    Starts like a kiss and ends like a curse
    But nothing’s true, she said everything is permitted

    She got jewels on her tongue to time the stars
    She drives all morning in unmarked cars
    But nothing’s true, it is all permitted

    She got these special tools just to keep things tight
    They robbed her eyes long ago of light
    But nothing’s true, she told me it’s all permitted

    She got inscrutable poise and nihilist charms
    She gets her sleep through tubes in her arm
    She said nothing is true, she said everything is permitted

    She nods on graves, the marble’s cold and white
    Her dreams surround the sun like a satellite
    She said nothin’ is true, she told me it’s all permitted

    The spiders milk her thigh, it does not phase her
    She cleans her skin with a krypton laser
    Nothing is true, everything is permitted

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  36. Much as I admire a’y’all’s humor and ingenuity above, the real thing is even better and funnier.
    Sorry, no links, I’m on my clumsy kindle.
    If you can find the WH band actually playing the Fanfare for the Pretentious, give it a listen.
    Then listen to the opening theme to a 60s western comody, “F Troop”.
    Coincidence? We report, you decide.

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  37. That is the mildest of insights for what to expect from a liberal, commie, democratically controlled ‘democracy’.

    Just let your imagination go as to just how this country would be controlled by the liberal leftists ASSHOLES that promise one thing and deliver another.

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