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SCAMALA HARRIS

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  1. I just received a telephone call from the Harris for President committee. They told me that my social security number was found in a car impounded for transporting drugs in Texas and the police were on the way to arrest me, but if I filled out 20 mail in ballots and sent them via Fed-Ex to a designated drop box (along with $1000 in gift cards), they would drop all charges.

    I feel much better knowing that the Harris for President people are in fact working on my behalf. By the way, can I get my drugs and social security card back?

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  2. (Twilight Zone intro…)

    𝙄𝙢𝙖𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙚, 𝙞𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡, 𝙖 𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙮 𝙨𝙤 𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙩𝙪𝙩𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙞𝙩 𝙣𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙨 𝙖 𝙘𝙤𝙘𝙠𝙨𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙧 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙋𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙖 𝙢𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙧 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙑𝙞𝙘𝙚 𝙋𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙩.

    (And several news sources report it’s a dead heat! I can’t wrap my head around this country any more!)

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