At this point in the race, Kamala has made it abundantly clear that she is willing and able to deploy literally any accent under the sun she believes will win her votes. You may be wondering: how in the world does she do it?
Well, never fear, for we public servants at the Babylon Bee have conducted a thorough journalistic investigation and discovered Kamala’s top-secret notes for how to address each crowd she encounters. Take a look! More
She needs to stick with sucking cock.
Obviously she has never met a real man, or she would have choked to death.
How about an audience full of people who watch online porn?
“Ooh! Ooh! Aaaaaah! Eep-eep-eep! Oh, baby! Don’t stop! Ooh! Ooh!”
when asked for comment, Kamala said Gghagg gaggh gagh ghagh gaagh…”
She’s Eddie Murphy as Jeff Johnson in ‘Distinguished Gentleman’.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXL7XSW4xHA
If she was speaking before the railroad union, she could break out in a rousing chorus of I’ve been working on the railroad with the chorus of Kamala won’t you blow, kamala won’t you blow your horn, your horn all the livelong day.
I’m still trying to figure out how that fake southern accent was supposed to appeal to Detroit sheep.
We are nowhere near the south. I suppose putting on a fake Indian accent would be a little too far over the line.
Being in Whitmer territory, speaking Lizard would have been most appropriate.
But does she speak Gollum/Smeagle like in “my precious.”
She should stick to addressing hooker conventions, where she belongs.
Geoff, I was expecting something about a train when you went for the railroad union, perhaps the reference was so subtle my concrete block of a brain missed it.
Remember her 2021 “French accent” when speaking in Paris?