Santa Announces His Retirement – IOTW Report

Santa Announces His Retirement

Citing concerns about wokeness, stiff competition from Amazon, and an impossible-to-please Gen Z, Santa has announced he’s hanging up the hat and belt for good.

7 Comments on Santa Announces His Retirement

  1. Nice dig at Olsteen………….what a fraud.

    The whole concept seems a bit antiquated. With the new moral relativism that is practiced today and the death of objective truth, the nice/naughty list is reduced to the biases and bigotry of a senile white male, still shackled by his patriarchy and the myopia of a decaying moral foundation.

    When you think about it, believing in flying reindeer is no different than the belief that a boy can become a girl, women ministers are biblical, or that God will welcome practicing homosexuals just because they don’t kick puppies.

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  2. I can’t believe that Sirius XM has a Joel Osteen radio channel and ROKU has a Joel Osteen channel as well. I don’t know how so-called good Christians can fall for his phony prosperity gospel bs. The bum a is charlatan and a huckster who is fleecing a lot of gullible well-meaning people in order to enrich his own fortunes all while not preaching the real truth of the gospel. The Babylon Bee once had a headline that said he didn’t test positively for Christianity.

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  3. Speaking of frauds, I sure hope Trump finds himself a real Christian as his spiritual leader this go around, ditch Paula White.

    Progressive Christianity (like Hillsong) is appealing because it tells you that God loves you just the way you are. There is no “The Truth”, only your truth. It leaves out the duty of theosis, that transformation that takes place within the believer to bind oneself to God’s will.

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