It was There All Along: Senate Passes Child Cancer Research Bill The House Sent Them in March – IOTW Report

It was There All Along: Senate Passes Child Cancer Research Bill The House Sent Them in March

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Over the last few days, we have all watched intense drama unfold on one of our favorite reality shows, The Real Housewives of the US Capitol (AKA Congress).

In last night’s season finale, the cast worked feverishly to meet a midnight deadline and avert a blue Christmas for non-essential government employees nationwide. After days of yelling, screaming, and finger-pointing, the 218th season ended with the CR bill heading to the White House for the president’s signature. 

It was a little anti-climactic when we learned that the deadline never really mattered. Midnight is way past Joe Biden’s bedtime, and the bill would have to wait until Saturday morning to be signed into law.

In one of the most interesting plot twists, Democrats angrily scolded Republicans for heartlessly cutting funds for childhood cancer research out of the CR at the direction of the evil Elon Musk. They claimed Musk, the villainous MAGA mastermind, intended to let children die in order to give his billionaire friends a tax cut. They took to the airwaves to expose his dastardly plan. read more here

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