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The brand, owned by food giant Kraft Heinz, officially began its annual search for new drivers for the massive hot dog on wheels on Wednesday.
In the job posting, it described the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile spokesperson job as a “one-of-a-kind” position that comes with a “competitive package including a $35,000 base salary, a weekly allowance of $150 ($7,200/yr.) for meals & personal travel,18 days of paid time off, full health benefits package, and 100% of hotel expenses covered.” More
Buttigieg really wanted the Grindr Wienermobile job.
Buttgigged would not want to drive it. He would prefer to just mount it up his ass.
Most of the Leftists would be unable to apply since a driver’s license is required and they don’t believe in having one or an I.D. for that matter.
Kamala’s got some wiener experience too.
I could see him as a ecstatic hood ornament.
@Different Tim
Sorta like this?
https://youtu.be/P6WD7B_I_9c?si=_h2UVZvn47YUhIji
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Hey, whatever happened to the elastic starfish guy? It’s been a few years. (I usually just call it the winking walnut.)
@Jethro, I think Pete will be more centered on the pointy part facing away but otherwise you’re right on.
He seems more like the park it in my garage type.
I imagine he’s really good at backing up.
Peter-in-Butt: I’m gonna ride that big boy all day long and into the night.
Petey always wanted to be an Oscar Meyer weinie.
“Chasten said he’d drive it to Connecticut for me and park it in Mianus.”– Pete Buttegieg
A Mianus must be a Queerean car.
Yep, I can see that rig and gig sitting in front of Mar-a-jago, with an added banner that says “I’m working hard for you.”
It’s surreal anyone would vote for this incompetent lamebrain for ANY office.
I heard Kamala could use a job And she is reportedly good with wieners.
When shown the Wienermobile, Buttigieg tried to swallow it.
The Kardshians beat him to it