CBS News
Elon Musk told federal workers Monday evening that they had “another chance” to justify their work or lose their jobs. The original deadline for them to comply passed later on Monday. Employees at multiple federal agencies had been told to disregard his initial directive.
Musk, the world’s richest person, a close adviser to President Trump and his biggest campaign donor, had originally given federal government employees until the end of Monday to send an email explaining their work achievements. More
BUELLER??
Welcome to how non-government jobs work!
Pansy asses…
If all you have to do to not get fired is hit the Reply button and type for 2 minutes, then send, well I don’t have a problem with firing anyone who fails to do so.
I was talking Sunday with some friends, one is a contractor for federal gov’t and got one of those emails. Her boss said not to respond. I appreciate that they are concerned about whether their response will be adequate, but right now DOGE and Trump just want to see IF they respond.
Ghost Workers… in the Sky.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOWjX4BpC24
A lot of these fucking idiots just do not comprehend just how goddamn furious a majority of the American public is. Trust me on this Trump/Musk have their finger on the pulse of public sentiment and are fully aware.
This was shear brilliance on the part of Musk and Trump. They had to know that enough of them would show up on television pissing, whining and moaning and basically scoring own goal after on goal. Then when you add in morons like Jayapal, AOC, Schumer, etc running to grab the mic it just doesn’t get any better.
Nobody, and I mean NOBODY appreciates getting robbed, stripped and shit on by the very people we are paying to protect us and manage OUR government responsibly!!
I guess I must have been lucky enough to have parents who taught me about WORK ETHIC. Every job I had was based on PRODUCTION.
Sure like we need to buy more ammo.
FAA (DOT) told us to send the email. So I did.
As far as I am concerned, if I have to pay, NONE OF THEM can justify their job.
Dear DOGE,
Subject: What I did last week:
1: Duel with the Man in Black: I engaged in an epic sword fight with the Man in Black on the Cliffs of Insanity. Initially, we fought with our left hands, but I eventually switched to my right hand, nearly gaining the upper hand before being defeated.
2: Searched for the Six-Fingered Man: My primary motivation today was to find and kill the six-fingered Count Rugen, who had murdered my father. I have spent years preparing for this moment.
3: Participated in the Kidnapping of Buttercup: Alongside Vizzini and Fezzik, I was involved in the kidnapping of Princess Buttercup, though my heart wasn’t fully in it due to my personal vendetta.
4: Helped Rescue Westley: After his duel with Westley, I joined forces with Fezzik to rescue Westley from the torture chamber and later helped revive him with Miracle Max’s assistance.
5: Confronted and Killed Count Rugen: I finally confronted Count Rugen, repeating my famous line, “Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.” I then killed Rugen in a duel, fulfilling my lifelong quest for revenge.
Sincerely,
Inigo Montoya
In the email, they added “Failure to respond will be taken as a resignation”. If they don’t respond, it’s goodbye.
Google Red Dwarf Inquisitor
Responding to a request to justify your existence is an opportunity to exceed expectations and advance your career. Instead, people are offended?
Wow, how weak is our Fed?
I’m DoD Army, was told to hold off, did it anyway. Now I’ll wait and see if any repercussions are attempted against me. I can name 5 or so people that I hope get the boot…useless.
If Sponge Bob Square Pants worked for the Feds
Dear DOGE,
Subject: What I did last week
1: Worked at the Krusty Krab: I am a dedicated fry cook at the Krusty Krab, where I make the famous Krabby Patties for Mr. Krabs.
2: Attended Boating School: I frequently attend Mrs. Puff’s boating school, though I consistently fail my driving tests due to panic.
3: Participated in Adventures with Patrick: My best friend Patrick Star and I often go on wild adventures around Bikini Bottom, whether it’s exploring or getting into trouble.
4: Helped Sandy with Her Inventions: I occasionally assist Sandy Cheeks with her scientific experiments and inventions in her treedome.
5: Saved Bikini Bottom from Various Threats: I have saved the city from numerous threats, including Plankton’s attempts to steal the Krabby Patty formula and other villains like the Dirty Bubble.
Sincerely
SpongeBob SquarePants
If Walter White worked for the Feds
Dear DOGE,
Subject: What I did last week
1: Allowing Jane to Die: I watched as Jane choked on her own vomit during an overdose, choosing not to intervene because her survival would have complicated my life.
2: Killing Mike Ehrmantraut: I shot Mike out of anger and ego after Mike criticized me, marking a tragic moment in my week.
3: Creating a Fake Confession Tape for Hank: I created a tape that framed Hank for his methamphetamine activities, using it as leverage to protect myself.
4: Handing Jesse Over to Jack’s Gang: I betrayed Jesse by revealing his location to Jack’s neo-Nazi gang, leading to Jesse’s enslavement and forced meth production.
5: Murdering Krazy-8: I poisoned and then strangled Krazy-8 in self-defense, but the act marked a significant shift in my career trajectory.
Sincerely
Walter Hartwell White Sr. aka/ Heisenberg
Oz
Are you in Logistics? I have some stories to share if you are.